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[distinctive_guy]

What're you mopin' around for?

I'm the one you're lookin' for new places to send to, alright? I'm the one you're tryin' to find... to find... things to do to. Oh which, I should be havin' a talk with you about.

Quit your mopin'. It's fuckin' annoyin'!!

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[ageofthegeek]

See, now that's what I'm talkin' about. These people and all they ideas.

You know what I can do with a smart phone, and this man's gonna send me back in time to someplace where the closest thing they got to a computer chip is a storybook written by Jules Verne. I mean, forget about off-the-grid. They ain't even got television in this place he's got me goin'. And he wants to tell me it's a "good idea."

I'm 'bout to tell him he can kiss my happy black ass, 'cept he's been draggin' his damn feet so much that I got a crick in my neck from being stuck up in this head space for so long.

[distinctive_guy]

That's exactly it!! He keeps sendin' me to these places, man, and meetin' all these weird people with powers.

What's I'm s'posed to do?

[ageofthegeek]

Whoa. Whoa. Hold up.

Powers? What you mean, powers? What--like Superman kinda powers?

[distinctive_guy]

Yeah, there's this group, call themselves mutants. Guy's cool, controls metal and shit. Then there's others that heal people and...

I dunno. It's a freakin' circus some of these places he sends me.

[ageofthegeek]

Oh, no way! That shit is dope!

You gonna get to do that too? Y'know, like maybe get you some secret alloy glued to your bones and some big-ass retractable claws--? That'd be pretty cool, right?

Y'know, I know, 'cause I know how you like to punch things.

[distinctive_guy]

Quit it! I'm not in your fantasy comics, alright? I'm not suddenly Batman or.. or... or... Green lantern or somethin'.

This is real people I'm talkin' 'bout here. Real guy. Probably got experimented on in some secret lab somewhere and developed those skills.