going to distantskies!

[deadpans]

Well? Aren't you supposed to start writing that application now if you really wanted to send me there?

[ Crossed his arms over his chest, clearly wasn't impressed. ]

I guess it's better than the places you'd sent me before, though. The city- world thing looks nice and I can go home whenever I wanted.

No, it's not like I'm "excited" or anything. You're imagining things again. I'm just...glad that I wouldn't be stuck somewhere lame. Like London, for example. Or Death City. You have dubious taste when it comes to choosing a home for me. [ Frowns. ] Now start "conquering" that app thing. You're really lazy ever since the holidays started, you know?

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[deadpans]

It is easy, which is why my mun is sending me there for sure.

Don't blame me, blame my mun. She's using me as her soapbox. [ >:| face. ] By the way, you'll also get your soul personified in the form of an animal. She told me to say that, too.

[ No, he totally didn't think it's cool, what are you talking about. What am denial. ]

[leavejapanalone]

That is kind of neat, you don't get your soul personified into an animal everyday. Haha, now I want to go too!

[deadpans]

My thoughts exactly. [ MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. ] Mun says that you should go, obviously. The application submission opens at January 7th, and if you place a reserve now, it'll expire on the 10th. The game itself opens at the 20th, though, which is the only thing my mun complained about.

[ School starts at the 16th, that's why B| ]

[leavejapanalone]

We'll see! Mun doesn't start school until February so she has plenty of time to canon review! She might reserve someone else though!

[deadpans]

My mun said she's jealous of yours, because she's lazy and she wanted more holiday so she can lie around and torture me full time. [ That's not what I'm trying to say >:| ] She already told yours to reserve both of you. That'll saves her the trouble from trying to decide which one to reserve.

[ Then he muttered something under his breath that suspiciously sounds like, "stop using me as your personal soapbox, mun". Derp ಠ_ಠ ]

[leavejapanalone]

Hahaha, my mun is just lazy but I can understand. Schoolwork is so difficult!

Hm? What was that you said Iceland?

[deadpans]

Depends on what kind of schoolwork we're talking about.

Oh, nothing. I was just trying to contact my mun's nonexistent customer service. [ /sarcasm ]

[leavejapanalone]

Don't all muns have a nonexistent customer service?

[deadpans]

Mine is special. [ He meant that in a sarcastic way, of course. ] And she insists that she was the one who popularised it.

[leavejapanalone]

Haha, then so it will be!

[deadpans]

Don't encourage her. Her ego is already big enough to swallow the entire universe. [ Iceland, you're exaggerating B| ]

[leavejapanalone]

Even all of the black holes?

[deadpans]

Yes, and the pulsars too. Her ego is just that big. [ Lies and slander ಠ_ಠ ]

[leavejapanalone]

Ahhh! But she can't engulf all of us...right?

[deadpans]

She said she can if she wants to. She is one dangerous, sadistic thing, you know.

[ WHAT NO DON'T LISTEN TO HIM ]

By the way, why are we talking about my mun again?

[leavejapanalone]

Then I better be careful!

Because we have nothing else to talk about? We could talk about something else if you want to.

[deadpans]

You better. I'd move to outer space if I were you. Jupiter sounds like a nice place to start a new life.

[ Yeah, no. He's exaggerating all the time. ]

No, it's okay. It's nice making fun of her.

[leavejapanalone]

I heard that it's nicer in Neptune!

Aiya, why are you so mean Iceland?

[deadpans]

Sure it is, what's with the methane and all. [ Scoffs. ]

Because she started it first. She should be the one you called "mean", you know.

[leavejapanalone]

The same could be said for Jupiter! It's just a big ball of gas!

But still!

[deadpans]

And Neptune is just a big ball of gas, as well. Except that it's blue. And Jupiter's rings are way cooler. [ MAKES A FACE. ]

Stop the victim blaming culture. One person could make a difference, etc etc.

[leavejapanalone]

But so are Saturn's!

Hmph!

[deadpans]

Saturn is a boring planet. Don't you know that it's the planet of old men in astrology? [ Why do they even argue about planets in the first place, anyway... ] Don't be victimist.

[leavejapanalone]

Then we'll just find other planets that have rings around them! [She has no idea either but she's just rolling with it]

I don't plan on it!

[deadpans]

I'd say Uranus, but it sounds like "your anus" so I guess it's out of the question. [ It's kind of...fun, anyway, so he had no problem with it. That is, until the argument starts to spin out of control and he's in the losing faction. ] Too late. You're already knee-deep in the victimist pit.