going to distantskies!

[deadpans]

Well? Aren't you supposed to start writing that application now if you really wanted to send me there?

[ Crossed his arms over his chest, clearly wasn't impressed. ]

I guess it's better than the places you'd sent me before, though. The city- world thing looks nice and I can go home whenever I wanted.

No, it's not like I'm "excited" or anything. You're imagining things again. I'm just...glad that I wouldn't be stuck somewhere lame. Like London, for example. Or Death City. You have dubious taste when it comes to choosing a home for me. [ Frowns. ] Now start "conquering" that app thing. You're really lazy ever since the holidays started, you know?

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(griltongue)

[deadpans]

You're the one who wanted to see my smile, so you're the one who need to work for it. [ Obviously. ]

[leavejapanalone]

Hm...let's see, what makes Iceland happy?

How about I get you a penguin doll? Would you like that? [She honestly doesn't know]

[deadpans]

I don't like dolls. You should have known that. [ GEEZ, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MANLY STEREOTYPES. ]

[leavejapanalone]

Then what do you want me to get you? Swords? Tie? Wallet? Watches?

[deadpans]

Dragons. [ TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOL ]

[leavejapanalone]

If you tell me where to find one, I might go get it.

[deadpans]

So you actually liked me that much? I'm flattered. [ He really wasn't expecting that kind of response. ] Give me some time concerning the whereabouts of the dragons, I need to draw a map first.

[leavejapanalone]

It'll be just like going on an adventure! The brave Taiwan is off to fetch a dragon!

[deadpans]

Of course, but it's not that easy. [ And after he spent some time sketching and drawing the map, he'll hand it over to her. It's extremely detailed for a map constructed in like, twenty minutes or so, and fully illustrated. Also full of weird, imaginary places. ] Here. Be sure not to burn yourself to ashes or die in a weird way, brave suitor.

[ Yes, the last part is of course sarcasm. And this has starting to sound and look like a fairytale... ]

[leavejapanalone]

Then off I go...wait, shouldn't you be trapped in a castle somewhere?

[deadpans]

No, an ivory tower, you idiot. [ Hooray for pokerface insult. ] Except not, those things are stupid and I could just smash down everything, anyway.

[leavejapanalone]

Even if the ivory tower was really tall and you could die in the process of jumping or getting off?

[deadpans]

Of course I'm not going to jump, do you think I'm that stupid? I'll find other ways instead, like making a jetpack or something like that. [ Clearly, he's the smartest prince ever existed in the history of fairytales. ]

[leavejapanalone]

Since we all know jetpacks were made back and can go as fast as the speed of light.

[deadpans]

Exactly. The new models could even produce machine guns that could kill a dragon. Don't you know that?

[leavejapanalone]

That just ruins the fun!

So much of a mystical adventure filled with fantasy and magic.