going to distantskies!

[deadpans]

Well? Aren't you supposed to start writing that application now if you really wanted to send me there?

[ Crossed his arms over his chest, clearly wasn't impressed. ]

I guess it's better than the places you'd sent me before, though. The city- world thing looks nice and I can go home whenever I wanted.

No, it's not like I'm "excited" or anything. You're imagining things again. I'm just...glad that I wouldn't be stuck somewhere lame. Like London, for example. Or Death City. You have dubious taste when it comes to choosing a home for me. [ Frowns. ] Now start "conquering" that app thing. You're really lazy ever since the holidays started, you know?

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[leavejapanalone]

Ahhh! But she can't engulf all of us...right?

[deadpans]

She said she can if she wants to. She is one dangerous, sadistic thing, you know.

[ WHAT NO DON'T LISTEN TO HIM ]

By the way, why are we talking about my mun again?

[leavejapanalone]

Then I better be careful!

Because we have nothing else to talk about? We could talk about something else if you want to.

[deadpans]

You better. I'd move to outer space if I were you. Jupiter sounds like a nice place to start a new life.

[ Yeah, no. He's exaggerating all the time. ]

No, it's okay. It's nice making fun of her.

[leavejapanalone]

I heard that it's nicer in Neptune!

Aiya, why are you so mean Iceland?

[deadpans]

Sure it is, what's with the methane and all. [ Scoffs. ]

Because she started it first. She should be the one you called "mean", you know.

[leavejapanalone]

The same could be said for Jupiter! It's just a big ball of gas!

But still!

[deadpans]

And Neptune is just a big ball of gas, as well. Except that it's blue. And Jupiter's rings are way cooler. [ MAKES A FACE. ]

Stop the victim blaming culture. One person could make a difference, etc etc.

[leavejapanalone]

But so are Saturn's!

Hmph!

[deadpans]

Saturn is a boring planet. Don't you know that it's the planet of old men in astrology? [ Why do they even argue about planets in the first place, anyway... ] Don't be victimist.

[leavejapanalone]

Then we'll just find other planets that have rings around them! [She has no idea either but she's just rolling with it]

I don't plan on it!

[deadpans]

I'd say Uranus, but it sounds like "your anus" so I guess it's out of the question. [ It's kind of...fun, anyway, so he had no problem with it. That is, until the argument starts to spin out of control and he's in the losing faction. ] Too late. You're already knee-deep in the victimist pit.

[leavejapanalone]

It's also in a 90 degree angle, it's harder to live like that!

Then I'll figure a way out! No use being in the pit like that!

[deadpans]

Mun says it's the planet of hipsters, so no wonder. [ Shrugs casually. ] First step of atonement: stop blaming me for being "mean" to my mun.

[leavejapanalone]

For now, maybe!

[deadpans]

You would never get out of the pit, in that case. [ Cue "YOU'RE DOOMED" face. ]

[leavejapanalone]

Then I'll find another way to get out! There's more than one method to everything!

[deadpans]

False hope. There's only one way to get out of the pit. [ trollface.jpg ]

[leavejapanalone]

I'll still be optimistic and figure something like! I have some rope, a fire, a mirror, and a bunch of stuff!

[deadpans]

You don't even have a shred of realisation that it's a metaphorical pit. [ DEADPANS FOREVER just see username. ] I wouldn't be surprised if you can't get out.

[ lol u mad bro ]

[leavejapanalone]

I know it was metaphorical! I'm still saying that I shouldn't give up, there's always an escape!

[deadpans]

Optimism is a lie. [ Trying to crush her spirit, obviously... ]

[leavejapanalone]

[Good luck with that Iceland]

It isn't for me! I'll just keep on thinking positively!

[deadpans]

"Positive thinking" is an even bigger lie. [ Nope, not giving up. ]

[leavejapanalone]

Why don't you try it? You can try being optimistic once in a while!