I am not even sorry. Canon is Ensign Sue must Die! She's staying homeless for all our sanities.

[realitybendingentity]

[And suddenly this muse appears...and she seems to be narrating to herself, the general public and her mun.]

Her gorgeous blond hair fell gracefully down her back as she stepped into the community of dear mun. For only 17 she seemed very confident in herself, something far beyond her years. Anyone who saw her would just melt at her appearance for she was pure and beautiful. Those dazzling violet eyes, with fishnets riding and her leather boots, she let out a sigh from her perfect pink lips. She soon turned to her mun and spoke.

Mun, why not send me to a game? I know everyone wouldn't be able to resist me but you have to do this for the sake of everyone. No one could get on without me. What is with that look ? Is it the dreaded Transiet Paresthia?!

Well I guess that only means one thing! I must take over as being mun until you're better! I'm half mun as well you know.

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[onebadapple]

Oh now, don't be silly. Some rest, some good food, and of course, some proper medicine and I'm sure he will feel right as rain.

[realitybendingentity]

Maybe one day but for now I have to take the lead. I also must go back to my cottage to give those dwarves a visit. I did meet them before and they were kind enough to let me stay and do all the chores for me. But I had to leave to go save the world.

[onebadapple]

[Snow doesn't get it, she's too nice.]

You know some dwarfs too? Aren't they lovely to know?

[realitybendingentity]

They were.

[And she proceeds to name the dwarves off....the same as Snow's little men.]

[onebadapple]

[She blinks.]

You stayed with Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Bashful, Happy, Sneezy, and Sleepy?

They never mentioned you. [Although, Grumpy mentioned women were nothing but trouble.]

[realitybendingentity]

[And surely this woman is trouble.]

They were put under a terrible curse having forgotten me by the evil queen. But one day I will come back and save them all.

[onebadapple]

[The best worst kind of trouble.]

My step-mother?

[realitybendingentity]

Wait, are you Snow White?

[GASP! THAT ONLY MEANS!]

YOU'RE MY STEP SISTER! For the Evil Queen is my mother!

[onebadapple]

Why yes I am.

[.... Snow White is so confused.]

She... never mentioned having children. [But... Snow White always wanted a proper family. And this girl, while a little strange, seems nice enough.] It's... nice to finally meet you!

[realitybendingentity]

[Snow just run, just...oh look the mun just started to fade away.]

You're almost as nice as I am~

[onebadapple]

[Sadly Sue, you aren't as nice.]

Being nice isn't a competition, Sue. It's just something you should be.

[realitybendingentity]

[She's just horribly annoying.]

Oh it wasn't a competition it's just a statement.

[onebadapple]

You shouldn't really make such statements, I think.

[realitybendingentity]

....

Oh no! Snow you're sick aren't you! You have the deadly Transiet Paresthia too! Don't worry I'll be back soon and tell your Prince.

[And just go steal him....how'd this even happen?]

[onebadapple]

The what, exactly?

[realitybendingentity]

The deadly foot being asleep!

[onebadapple]

That's not deadly, silly. You don't need to tell my prince about such a thing.

[realitybendingentity]

[Sorry Snow she's not listening. She's actually gone...and she's probably chasing your prince off in the distance.]