I am not even sorry. Canon is Ensign Sue must Die! She's staying homeless for all our sanities.

[realitybendingentity]

[And suddenly this muse appears...and she seems to be narrating to herself, the general public and her mun.]

Her gorgeous blond hair fell gracefully down her back as she stepped into the community of dear mun. For only 17 she seemed very confident in herself, something far beyond her years. Anyone who saw her would just melt at her appearance for she was pure and beautiful. Those dazzling violet eyes, with fishnets riding and her leather boots, she let out a sigh from her perfect pink lips. She soon turned to her mun and spoke.

Mun, why not send me to a game? I know everyone wouldn't be able to resist me but you have to do this for the sake of everyone. No one could get on without me. What is with that look ? Is it the dreaded Transiet Paresthia?!

Well I guess that only means one thing! I must take over as being mun until you're better! I'm half mun as well you know.

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[What... is this?]

Are you feeling quite alright?

[realitybendingentity]

[GASP! It's Legolas!]

My love you've come for me! Even though we were separated as children I knew you would always find me!

[Don't mind if your personal space is creeped as she just clings to you.]

[teenagebadboy]

[Muse is not impressed but then again he's a gay and got a bad mood most of the time.]

Are you daft or something?

[realitybendingentity]

[Gasp! Another person!]

Daft? Nope. But you must burn with the hot desire to love me. But I'm afraid we can never be because of the HAWT YAOI! But I can teach you the ways of it.

[cruel_tyrant_ambition]

[This old dragon is just going to stare blankly for a moment.]

...hmm.

[realitybendingentity]

FUS ROH DAH, DUDE! I'm the Dragonborn!

[oakenshield]

[ For the first time in many years, Thorin just stares speechlessly at this trainwreckwoman before him. He honestly has no idea what to think of this silly girl or her...interesting choice of inner monologue. He's just honestly stunned. ]

...Where has the wizard gone?

[ Only Gandalf's magic could rid the world of something so ridiculously. ]

[realitybendingentity]

[Obviously he's stunned by her beauty!]

Thorin, my love! You've come for me at last! I knew one day you would when you promised me on the Hill tops of the Shire!

[practicedsmile]

[ uuuuh... ]

Is there a reason you're narrating your actions?

[realitybendingentity]

[And she looks at him....and she monologues]

And when John looked into her eyes he knew he had to make her his!

[onebadapple]

[Snow White is... confused, to say the least. However, it isn't polite to stare or to go without introducing herself.]

Your writer is unwell? It's very kind of you to take care of her. [Oh Snow, that is so not what is happening here, sweet heart.]

/Hand cheek Hi jax, it's Chris xD

[realitybendingentity]

[Poor Snow White.]

Oh he's so unwell I fear it's fatal! But he doesn't have to worry I shall take over his characters once he's passed.

I believe you deserve to win the internet.

[stringalong]

Aren't you the little atrocity.

Thanks but now the internet is in danger.

[realitybendingentity]

[Monologues all the way.]

Dietrich might have said it anger but he couldn't hold his feelings of love back anymore. He just wanted to hold her and then make sweet love to her.

[moonlit_star]

My, that is quite the monologue.

[realitybendingentity]

....

[MONOLOGUES EVERYWHERE.]

Even the moon Princess couldn't help but feel a burning jealousy for Sue's beauty. But she had resigned herself to that fate for she knew Sue was still the most sought after in all of the Moon Kingdom.

[in_loveless_memory]

What the hell is wrong with you?

[realitybendingentity]

Aoyagi Ritsuka! We've finally been reunited! Now we can finally make love like you always said we would.

How can any game survive without an Ensign Sue?

[notthedoctor]

[And people think he rambles on.]

Half-mun? Really?

[realitybendingentity]

Oh yes! I'm also half time lord too! I'm also your daughter!

[aerialassault]

...I think I know why she won't send you to a game, Missie.

[realitybendingentity]

Oh he won't have to worry. I'm taking over the munning duties so I'll send myself to one. Don't worry!

[She's looking at Luceti.]

[transam]

[It wasn't rare for Tieria to question the judgements of his captain and tactical forecaster, but this time was of note. He stared at the young woman, thoroughly unimpressed.]

...Where is Sumeragi Lee Noriega?

[Spoken not to her, but as a general question to the system. He was going to have words with the woman.]

[realitybendingentity]

They fell into a worm hole! But don't worry my love! When we are together they will come back!

[just going to cling.]

[bulletwithgundamwings]

Target confirmed. Commencing mission.

[[Hiiro looks thoughtfully for a moment, then simply places a gun to her head.]]

I have orders to eliminate you.

[realitybendingentity]

[Curious look.]

Oh I've already been trained in guns Hiiro-san! Kawaii ja ne?

no fuck you kairi you will not do anything of the sort.

[redhairedislandgirl]

wait, can you actually take over as mun?

no one presented this offer to me!

share with me your secrets.

[realitybendingentity]

Is your mun sick?

[immortalrose]

[ Whistles. ] Talk about a catastrophe! This is down right sadistic.

[realitybendingentity]

Oh no that is the evil Ensign Sue's department!

A Wild Kuu Appeared

[shuen]

...

[[she just stares blankly at this girl.]]

[realitybendingentity]

[Just have a smile right back.]

[usedconfusion]

...okaaaaaay...?

[realitybendingentity]

RON-SAN! YOU FOUND ME! AFTER THAT FATEFUL DAY OF BEING SEPERATED OUR LOVE CAN FINALLY BLOOM!

[Hey Ron, hot girl is hitting on you. What do?]

[element_wizard]

I was half mun once. It was kind of dull.

[Hai. Have a Gary Stu.]

You're all welcome

[realitybendingentity]

[She's gotten what she needs. But there's still time to put an end to this madness. She's currently pushed her mun out who is currently yelling at her.]

Everything will be all right mun. Or should I just call you muse now?