I am not even sorry. Canon is Ensign Sue must Die! She's staying homeless for all our sanities.

[realitybendingentity]

[And suddenly this muse appears...and she seems to be narrating to herself, the general public and her mun.]

Her gorgeous blond hair fell gracefully down her back as she stepped into the community of dear mun. For only 17 she seemed very confident in herself, something far beyond her years. Anyone who saw her would just melt at her appearance for she was pure and beautiful. Those dazzling violet eyes, with fishnets riding and her leather boots, she let out a sigh from her perfect pink lips. She soon turned to her mun and spoke.

Mun, why not send me to a game? I know everyone wouldn't be able to resist me but you have to do this for the sake of everyone. No one could get on without me. What is with that look ? Is it the dreaded Transiet Paresthia?!

Well I guess that only means one thing! I must take over as being mun until you're better! I'm half mun as well you know.

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[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[What... is this?]

Are you feeling quite alright?

[realitybendingentity]

[GASP! It's Legolas!]

My love you've come for me! Even though we were separated as children I knew you would always find me!

[Don't mind if your personal space is creeped as she just clings to you.]

[teenagebadboy]

[Muse is not impressed but then again he's a gay and got a bad mood most of the time.]

Are you daft or something?

[cruel_tyrant_ambition]

[This old dragon is just going to stare blankly for a moment.]

...hmm.

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[Oh sweet Valar! HALDIR! HELP!]

I'm certain I would recall you had we been known each other as children.

[Wow! She's, uh, got a pretty good grip there.]

[realitybendingentity]

[NOPE! Not going anywhere.]

Oh no! You lost your memories! Don't worry my love my body will restore them to you!

[realitybendingentity]

[Gasp! Another person!]

Daft? Nope. But you must burn with the hot desire to love me. But I'm afraid we can never be because of the HAWT YAOI! But I can teach you the ways of it.

[realitybendingentity]

FUS ROH DAH, DUDE! I'm the Dragonborn!

[elvenking]

[Peering in at you, kid, all "Is there something you want to tell me?"]

[marchwarden]

[ Suddenly, before the blond could realize, there was an arrow being aimed right at her forehead. She should feel lucky that Haldir hadn't released the arrow just yet, but linger around too long and he will. ]

Unhand him.

[cruel_tyrant_ambition]

No, I am fairly certain your dialect lacks the Thu'um. You seem to consumed more by a hunger for praise. Werid bahlok.

[realitybendingentity]

Huh? Are you saying you want me to take on the task of Dragonborn!? Than I shall do it! FUS ROH DAH!

[And look a Shout...it's begun.]

This can only get worse...for you.

[realitybendingentity]

[Gasp. Another person! And there's an arrow pointed...at Legolas! Yup, she's taking this all the wrong way.]
Oh Haldir! I didn't know you wanted me as well. Now I have to choose between the two of you!

[teenagebadboy]

Eh? I am gay, I have no desire in you at all. [Scowls] What the 'eck is yaoi?

[oakenshield]

[ For the first time in many years, Thorin just stares speechlessly at this trainwreckwoman before him. He honestly has no idea what to think of this silly girl or her...interesting choice of inner monologue. He's just honestly stunned. ]

...Where has the wizard gone?

[ Only Gandalf's magic could rid the world of something so ridiculously. ]

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[That depends on what you're wondering about, dad. The crazy girl clinging to him or pleading for help from Haldir? He can only explain the latter.]

[realitybendingentity]

Oh stop, don't be so modest.

[Everyone wants to get with Sue.]

And Hawt Yaoi is when two men make hot love!

[practicedsmile]

[ uuuuh... ]

Is there a reason you're narrating your actions?

[realitybendingentity]

[Obviously he's stunned by her beauty!]

Thorin, my love! You've come for me at last! I knew one day you would when you promised me on the Hill tops of the Shire!

[realitybendingentity]

[And she looks at him....and she monologues]

And when John looked into her eyes he knew he had to make her his!

[elvenking]

[Haldir is very seriously overreacting. Possibly even insulting you, kid. You going to stand for that?]

OH DEAR GOD XD

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

I'm sure I haven't lost any memories!

[Haldir, save me!]

Haldir and I are quite attached, miss.

[Look at him, trying to talk sense into her. This will obviously end in absolutely failure.]

crying

[practicedsmile]

...No, no, not really.

[cruel_tyrant_ambition]

[Where did her Thu'um come from and why does it smell like lilacs?]

Hmm. Interesting. And just...how did you learn such a skill outside of my tutelage?

[bow_of_the_galadhrim]

[Haldir is very possessive, dad. It's a thing he's getting used to still.

He probably should help out though.]