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okay this is all going great now if you could turn off the ellis-bextor and put on something that doesnt sound like lalondes peeling off the vocal chords out of flighty broads and stuffing them in my ears like spring roll skin muffs id appreciate it
things are unexpectedly chill atm
dont fuck this up for me with him
go for it B)
knight of time
if youre not into the screwed up game then theres no point telling you the rest since we wont be meeting
done! BD
fine
u dnt knw who is this l33t fuxxin haxxor hot bitch u just messed wit
[HACKED!]
that wuz eazy
oooh mr fuckin DAVE STRIDER ooooh
or should i say
BRO
dirks goin 2 kill me 4 flirting w u but im guessing this is me dreaming cus ur supposd 2 hav kicked the buket a long time ago
unless ur doing the timey thing
&
being ying
*yung
*hung
w/e not aged u get what i mean
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you are l33t
nah dirks bro im not bro
not doing the timey thing either and pretty sure i havent sprouted off any more alternate timelines for myself to die in
you got the alpha here milady hung on anti-time if anything right now
you could be dreaming lots of other women have this fantasy on a daily basis but ill dispel that notion since youre obviously hax enough to pop up in my shades and id like to keep my eyeballs unexploded
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damn whos a sexy bitch
deadly ass can be
thats ritght shits airtight roxy lalonde (thast me) is in the spotlight
dirk would b so proud of me 4 those sweet rhimes
ok i could b havin a fantassssssssssssssssssy ritght now but
i p sure
ur bro
dirks & my bro
but nto
jesis drik would flip his shit
*dick
*dirk
the only viabel explainment is
ur really from that other dimensions or w/e
the 1 im sending frigglish 2 back 2 my mom
rose i guess
hopy shti
*hit
*tit
my heads spining & its not becaosue of the martini
is my mom w u
rose/mydauter in ur world
& ..................
is dirk hot in ur world
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yeah rose is i guess your daughter
think she mentioned this to me not long ago but i forgot to remember beyond oh hey a pink flirtini tornado
if you can hack my ishades can you see me too
also wtf my bro is awesome beyond belief why is that even a question
i know youve got the diluted version but jesus
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daev
w/e
do you like flirtini pinkness tornoades
*sultry WPNK*
*wink damn ti
yeah im lookin @ all ur incriminatin picz
ur p cute
kind a yung but cute
u look bettar now dat ur oldr & like WAY HOT
i wouldnt knw if hes diluted becuz i havent tasted him
but w/e hes not INTRESTED in me caws hes into sum1 else
his shades has moar hots for me than he does
but im miss zupperlipes so i cant say shit
*SIGNS*
its so hard bein single
its hard & no1 understads
its not like im rly interestd in him anyway ok
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you can tell me stuff im not about to go yakking my ass off at bro when the first girl to date definitely doesnt admit she has a thing for him
not like thered be much point hes kind of into puppets
idek on that count
whos he into
send me a pic of yourself
fairs fair
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y cant a gurl get a braek
i think u shud totes like pinky flirtini single ladies
once u see me youre going to be ALL OVRE ME
& of course i knwo he lieks puppits
he even has 1 of my cat plushes
hes so cute
youre cute 2 u
i thikn stridesr hass the good genes
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ill picture you 7 ft tall with pink skin no worries
you know what ill just leave the puppet thing alone i dont want to ruin his chances
thats not what any kind of bro does
lalondes and striders share genes so youve got some of this too
did you even know youre pretty much my ecto-mom
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*c
you knw what u know what im mean anyway
so im roses mom in your dimensun
*dimensen
*dimsum men
& urs 2
thru ectobiologu of course
damn it
still singel
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wizards and cats yeah youre her mom she likes that magic stuff too
dont worry about being single
started seeing someone from a completely different dimension not long ago
you could do the same
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huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh bro
i mean dave
this is givng me ah edache & its not evn 2 pm yet
evn U are seeing someone
is ti rose
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and his name is gamzee
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my flirtining w u was
TOTALY UESLESS
u are sooooooooooo like dirk moar than you knowwwwww
leadin girls on thn makin them settel w platnic relationsips
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i mean only into guys
youre bipolar as hell is what im getting
whats wrong with being friends
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antediluvian termaments aside
nothins wrong w being friends
since i cant entertin nary a frisky thoutght about any1 anymoer these days
but for srz dave
if u want 2 b friendz
i wnont say no to that
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being friends is more than cool with me
means theres someone else i might get to keep
why arent you allowed to think those frisky thoughts about people whats up with that
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*totes
in a v platinic way
or like call me
if u want
miss zuppierlips
i catn say stuff on this sensitits matter
all i will says is
all of the sudden
a;ll eligible bachelrs are bein targetted & im a good frind so
stepin ass side 2 giv way
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reiterating you can talk to me
ill be mr zuppierlips if you need someone to have a decent rant at about shit
i know how that goes
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mrs zippirpips
*woooooooonk*
*i
but u knw what
i think ill take u up on t=dat offer
mai conversationz w you wlil be sweeeeeeet im sure
im all kinds of ready to hav a new frienz
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simultaneusly sweet + sad
but thanx dave <3
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dimensional shenainganes asied
we should hang uot sometime
since i knw
u have lots of time
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are you heading into the game then
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