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[alphaing]

okay this is all going great now if you could turn off the ellis-bextor and put on something that doesnt sound like lalondes peeling off the vocal chords out of flighty broads and stuffing them in my ears like spring roll skin muffs id appreciate it
things are unexpectedly chill atm
dont fuck this up for me with him

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[nitidus]

Everything falls into place, everything falls into favor.

[alphaing]

no
bad rose smack your own hand

[nitidus]

Perhaps Bryan Adams would suit your mood better.

[likemyanimes]

You're just too good to be true, can't take me eyes off of you.

Double wink and an elbow nudge.

[alphaing]

lets whack on some jessie j while were at it
make this the classiest jive house in nowheresville
i can take it if you can

[alphaing]

brb falling on a sword with my eyeballs after reading that

[nitidus]

No, wait. I have something much better.

==> Engage in music genius.

[likemyanimes]

Little bro please, this is a public forum. Keep your depravity to yourself.

AU Rose is freaking out, oh yes.

[transposedcastigation]

What thE fuck aRe you dOing?
Do you wAnt to bE culleD, idiot?
Don't caLl atteNtion tO
Is it reAlly thAt coloR?

[alphaing]

==>Never speak to Rose ever again.

[alphaing]

couple of words with my mun constitute depravity now bro
is that it
unconvinced over here man

ohooo

[alphaing]

how many of you guys are there
seriously this is the sort of thing that requires a tally chart and dude with a pointy stick to keep the figures of wibbling trolls in check

[likemyanimes]

I see you are ignoring my well placed sword jokes laced in irony and euphemisms.

[alphaing]

my entire life has been a euphemism
or maybe youre losing it
either way try harder

[likemyanimes]

I should probably go bury myself right now if today is the day my little bro thinks he can tell me to try harder. Broseph Righteous Strider, died thirty years old. Too young, too young.

[alphaing]

dont look a day over 29
cept for all those wrinkles and shit you should get that looked at asap

she doesn't even know what her own species is called; poor thing

[transposedcastigation]

There's A whole Planet Full reD text.
You shoUld knoW that aLready.
But fucK, it doeSn't matTer. you'Ll be crUshed bY meteoRs soon.
You're nOt one oF the plAyers.

[likemyanimes]

These are battle scars and honor badges from the most horrendous trial of my life known as "changing Dave's shitty diapers and waking up at 4am to shoosh his weeping ass to sleep".

The only way I'd get a face lift is if they make me look like Donatella Versace.

baw 8(

[alphaing]

thats such a weight off my shoulders

[alphaing]

jesus christ keep it down its not a shape-shifting public forum yet
people can see that shit

would i get another sis
because i have enough of those gotta say

[likemyanimes]

Even cool kids shit themselves at 12 months, kid.

Nah.
Still the manliest bro that ever lived.
Just more beautiful.

It's hard growing up on Alternia as a human

[transposedcastigation]

So you aRe suicIdal.
I hate tRolls wHo give Up! wortHless fOol, if yOu want To die i'Ll gut yOu myseLf.

[alphaing]

fuckin
shut up

who needs beauty when you can have swag

[nitidus]

How will I go on living?

vicious au sounds vicious!

[alphaing]

kay