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okay this is all going great now if you could turn off the ellis-bextor and put on something that doesnt sound like lalondes peeling off the vocal chords out of flighty broads and stuffing them in my ears like spring roll skin muffs id appreciate it
things are unexpectedly chill atm
dont fuck this up for me with him

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whatever man we both know thats gonna end up as your iphone background

NaAaAaAaAaAh.
WhY WoUlD I Up aNd rEpLaCe tHiS ChOiCe aSs iVe gOt rIgHt nOw

whos that when hes at home

YoUr aSs iS AlWaYs wItH Me
;o)

you literally took a picture of my ass
shit im flattered

HoNk hOnK HoNk
:o).

looks like my title of coyest douchecanoe just got swiped

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whoa

BrOtHeR I ReAlLy dOn't gOt aN IdEa wHeRe i uP AnD GoT ThEsE SoCkS FrOm tHoUgH ...

:o?

keep them on for when i get there

KaY.

:o?

blame your legs

;o)
YeAh? HoNk hOnK HoNk

god damn ive never seen stems that long on a guy before what time do they open
what the hell gamzee were you slammed on a rack and stretched out on a grid until you hit super fine
aint bothered admitting it
check out my hotass boyfriend world hes got the naughtiest hips you ever did see in myth or legend

ShIiIiIt
I'M GeTtIn mY FlUsTeR On.
ChEeKs rEd aS HeLl bUrNiN LiKe tHeYrE On fIrE OvEr hErE.
HaHaHaHaHa.

better pay my respects to that pair of thigh-highs when i get there
wouldnt be gentlemanly not to

If yOuRe cOmIn tHeN GeT CoMiNg mOtHeRfUcKeR.
;o)

patience is a virtue

MaN I GoT AlL ThIs lEfT OvEr pIzZa

FuUuCk i mIgHt jUsT
Up aNd
EaT
It
AlL

i will attack you from the shadows
what flavor is it

ThErEs sOmE BaCoN On tHiS BiTcHtItS Of a pIzZa
HaM
No bBq sAuCe bEcAuSe sHiTs mEsSy wHeN Im tIrEd aS HeLl.
UuUuUuUuUuH
FuCk
I ThInK I SeE A MoThErFuCkIn bAbY ToMaTo.

whyre you so tired

I AlL Up aNd hAd a bAd dReAm lAsT NiGhT BoUt sOmE MoThErFuCkIn gOaT AnD A BrIdGe.

what happened in it