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okay this is all going great now if you could turn off the ellis-bextor and put on something that doesnt sound like lalondes peeling off the vocal chords out of flighty broads and stuffing them in my ears like spring roll skin muffs id appreciate it
things are unexpectedly chill atm
dont fuck this up for me with him

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You'll forgive me for having a hard time understanding what could have possibly happened to have John go out of his way to block you.
Do you want to talk about it?

i have no idea whats going on any more
feel free to ask him yourself
everything i say just adds more shit to the heap

Congratulations, you have sufficiently bamboozled me.
What did you do? Or rather, what does he think that you have done?

im not hot to jump his bones so hes pissed about that and the fact i have
uh gamzee

. . . . . . . . . .

What?

yep

Well that is certainly something.

Let me take a wild stab in the dark at some speculation.
You told him you were seeing someone and he got jealous, correct?
I think perhaps he has what we call, "oh fuck I am losing my best friend" syndrome, often caused by circumstances when best friends begin dating.
Are you both entirely certain he wants to "jump your bones"?

trust me
the only reason bones werent jumped right then and there is the space between our phones and the fact it freaked him out to like a guy
im not losing him
dont say that

Hmmmm.

I didn't say that. I said he thinks he may lose you.
There is a subtle difference.

thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard

It doesn't make it any less real.

These things happen. He won't stay away from you for long. I don't think he can.

he can

You two are ridiculous.
I'll speak to him if I can.

vantas is being a prick too
can you defend my tentative honor on all counts

You're on your own on that front.

i think johns just skittish
im not sure how to talk to him
i did kind of jump down his throat about some stuff

The first step would be to determine whether you were justified in jumping down his throat.
I won't pry, but you are both my best friends and if you are going to sulk and skirt around one another like irritated, huffing mice then I may incite help to get you both speaking again.

Have you tried messaging him recently? He may have unblocked you without your notice.

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