oh gosh are you all sick of us yet? voice test, one two!

[memoryguardian]

Why, hello there, mun! I'm so delighted that you decided to give me a journal of my very own. That was certainly very kind of you.

But, mun, I.. Well, I do have to say... 

[She is hesitant, but quickly finds her confidence and gives her mun a very stern look.]

Your teeth! They're horrendous! So yellow and, oh, do you ever  floss? Is that- Is that a cavity? This is completely unacceptable! You get in your bathroom right this second and brush, young lady! ...Don't forget to floss, too! 

[Sigh. How could her mun have such poor dental hygiene?]

Comments

[memoryguardian]

Your mother is very right! Make sure you brush your teeth every day and don't forget to floss. If you do, I promise I'll leave you a little something extra. [Winks.]

An alligator? Oh, wow! I'd love to see that, thank you.

[lits]

Do you want his teeth, too?

[memoryguardian]

Oh, well, that's awfully kind of you to offer, but I'm afraid I wouldn't know what to do with alligator teeth!

I think yours will do just fine when you're old enough to lose them.

[lits]

Will it hurt? I think they're pretty stuck in there!

[memoryguardian]

Of course not, dear! They'll get loose and, well, it may hurt a little but not for very long. I promise.