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The Tooth Fairy ([personal profile] memoryguardian) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-12-22 09:15 pm

oh gosh are you all sick of us yet? voice test, one two!

Why, hello there, mun! I'm so delighted that you decided to give me a journal of my very own. That was certainly very kind of you.

But, mun, I.. Well, I do have to say... 

[She is hesitant, but quickly finds her confidence and gives her mun a very stern look.]

Your teeth! They're horrendous! So yellow and, oh, do you ever  floss? Is that- Is that a cavity? This is completely unacceptable! You get in your bathroom right this second and brush, young lady! ...Don't forget to floss, too! 

[Sigh. How could her mun have such poor dental hygiene?]