Someone's a little annoyed at her app.

[acro_bat_ic]

So, one minute I'm in the river, and the next I'm drowning in the sea? With demons? ...And pops was worried about me being a police woman.

You know Bats is gonna come after me, right? I mean, I am his one and only sidekick. I even have batgear.


...Had batgear? You're destroying my stuff? That is so not cool!

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[ichoosefight]

Oh my God you're so tiny! [ She will scoop Babs up into a hug, if she lets her. ]

[acro_bat_ic]

Dude! Stop saying that! You're ruining my image.

[What? No hugging. Why are you hugging her?]

[ichoosefight]

Hey, I make Batgirl awesome. Ask anyone.

Except Damian. Don't ask him.

[acro_bat_ic]

How?

...Who's Damian?

[ichoosefight]

By being awesome.

He's the newest Robin. Ages ahead of your time.

[acro_bat_ic]

What's that have to do with batgirl?

...And what's a Robin?

[ichoosefight]

Because I'm Batgirl. Three point oh. [ Man, she was hoping you'd get that the first time. ]

...Oh that is just backwards. Robin came first.

[acro_bat_ic]

Did not.

Bats worked alone. Until me.

[ichoosefight]

Oh, Tim is gonna love you. [ Totally sarcastic. But she likes it. ]

[acro_bat_ic]

Let me guess. Batgirl 2.0? [Sarcastic? Barbara?]

[ichoosefight]

He wishes. Nah, he's the third Robin.

There are... kind of a lot of us.

[acro_bat_ic]

That is so unfair.

Do you know how many missions I to crash before he'd call me his sidekick?

[ichoosefight]

I'm going to take a wild stab at ten? I say he's sexist. Happens to all Batgirls.

[acro_bat_ic]

At least he didn't tell pops on me...

[ichoosefight]

Nah, he's surprisingly good about that. Although I do recall you threatening to tell my mother on me once.

[acro_bat_ic]

Me?

Are you sure we're talking about the same Batgirl?

[ichoosefight]

You're what, like, fifteen? This is at least ten years in your future. More like fifteen. It's safer to guess on the low side in case she's listening.

[acro_bat_ic]

Sixteen.

...Who's listening?

[ichoosefight]

Older Babs. Or, older-than-you Babs. Let's just call her Oracle Babs to be on the safe side. She's totally young and attractive. Even Detective Gage thinks so.

[acro_bat_ic]

...Who's detective Gage?

[ichoosefight]

Just a cute detective. You're a little young for him right now.

[acro_bat_ic]

But how cute?

...How old?

[ichoosefight]

Really cute. Late twenties, if I had to guess, which I don't because I have access Oracle's computer.

[acro_bat_ic]

Wow. Go me.

[ichoosefight]

No kidding. I'm sure he's a real catch. And Oracle Babs could use the company, if you ask me.