Someone's a little annoyed at her app.

[acro_bat_ic]

So, one minute I'm in the river, and the next I'm drowning in the sea? With demons? ...And pops was worried about me being a police woman.

You know Bats is gonna come after me, right? I mean, I am his one and only sidekick. I even have batgear.


...Had batgear? You're destroying my stuff? That is so not cool!

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[acro_bat_ic]

Doesn't make me feel much better...

[ichoosefight]

It should. I'd trade in a heartbeat, except that I wouldn't wish my Dad on even my worst enemies.

[acro_bat_ic]

...What's the story there?

[ichoosefight]

What's ever the story? My dad's a world class asshole and a third class villain. Fill in the blanks.

[acro_bat_ic]

Sounds painful...

Mine's just a police commissioner. [No drunkards in this girl's family. Though her mother's sorta... dead?]

[ichoosefight]

I know. He's pretty cool. And Batman likes him.

[acro_bat_ic]

Yeah. Not that pops ever wanted me to meet him.

[ichoosefight]

Well of course not, he's your dad. He loves you. And it hasn't happened for you yet and maybe it never will, but kid vigilantes tend to get hurt in a bad way.

[acro_bat_ic]

Good thing I'm not a kid, then.

[ichoosefight]

I'm nearly twenty and I'm still a kid.

[acro_bat_ic]

Dude! You can't let them push you around like that.

[ichoosefight]

Nobody's pushing me around. I still have a lot to learn.

[acro_bat_ic]

So? I bet you've got a lot to teach.

[ichoosefight]

Maybe I do. I don't think I'm ready to teach anyone yet, though.

[acro_bat_ic]

What about me?

[ichoosefight]

I could probably teach you a couple of things. Not everything, though.

[acro_bat_ic]

But enough?

[ichoosefight]

Maybe enough for you to survive.

[acro_bat_ic]

Yes!