Someone's a little annoyed at her app.

[acro_bat_ic]

So, one minute I'm in the river, and the next I'm drowning in the sea? With demons? ...And pops was worried about me being a police woman.

You know Bats is gonna come after me, right? I mean, I am his one and only sidekick. I even have batgear.


...Had batgear? You're destroying my stuff? That is so not cool!

Comments

[ichoosefight]

Just a cute detective. You're a little young for him right now.

[acro_bat_ic]

But how cute?

...How old?

[ichoosefight]

Really cute. Late twenties, if I had to guess, which I don't because I have access Oracle's computer.

[acro_bat_ic]

Wow. Go me.

[ichoosefight]

No kidding. I'm sure he's a real catch. And Oracle Babs could use the company, if you ask me.

[acro_bat_ic]

Don't tell me I'm a bitter old cat lady?

[ichoosefight]

Nah, you're a bitter definitely not old computer lady.

[acro_bat_ic]

...I need a boyfriend.

[ichoosefight]

You don't need a boyfriend. You just need to get out more. The boyfriend is a nice bonus.

[acro_bat_ic]

All I ask is that I don't get bitter.

[ichoosefight]

There's only so much you can do about that. Life happens.

[acro_bat_ic]

What about you?

[ichoosefight]

I've got a positive attitude and a utility belt full of stuff. What more could a girl ask for?

[acro_bat_ic]

A pops who listens?

[ichoosefight]

Overrated. Just be glad yours actually gives a damn.

[acro_bat_ic]

Doesn't make me feel much better...

[ichoosefight]

It should. I'd trade in a heartbeat, except that I wouldn't wish my Dad on even my worst enemies.

[acro_bat_ic]

...What's the story there?

[ichoosefight]

What's ever the story? My dad's a world class asshole and a third class villain. Fill in the blanks.

[acro_bat_ic]

Sounds painful...

Mine's just a police commissioner. [No drunkards in this girl's family. Though her mother's sorta... dead?]

[ichoosefight]

I know. He's pretty cool. And Batman likes him.

[acro_bat_ic]

Yeah. Not that pops ever wanted me to meet him.

[ichoosefight]

Well of course not, he's your dad. He loves you. And it hasn't happened for you yet and maybe it never will, but kid vigilantes tend to get hurt in a bad way.

[acro_bat_ic]

Good thing I'm not a kid, then.

[ichoosefight]

I'm nearly twenty and I'm still a kid.