Valeria Richards (
smarterthandad) wrote in
dear_mun2012-12-21 11:39 pm
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someone learned the wrong lesson from the hickman run
Hey. Lady whose existence has metaphysical implications I'm intentionally not thinking about: If I wanted to go off to outer space or another dimension or whatever, I could just...borrow something from Dad's lab, which you'll notice I'm not doing. I'm not getting in trouble again for something that's not even my fault, so go bug someone else. I'm on my best behavior until Franklin or Uncle Johnny does something to make everyone forget they're keeping an eye on me.
It'll only be a couple months, max. I ran the numbers.
It'll only be a couple months, max. I ran the numbers.

Here's an alternate universe cousin
Wait...Uncle Johnny and Franklin?
no weirder than anything else in her life
[Most three year olds aren't that confident about their math skills. She rolls her eyes.]
The Human Torch and my dumb brother Franklin Richards. Is this some alternate timeline stuff? Are you like if Mom were a guy? The Invisible Man?
[She's just spitballing.]
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[He just ends up laughing.]
Naw, Human Torch is my dad and Franklin's my cousin. I guess that means you are too.
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[Among other things.
...Yep, he's totally Johnny's kid. She squints at him.]
That explains the family resemblance. Who's your mother?
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[And he flashes a grin.]
Mom's Crystal.
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Yes.
[SHE'S GOT THIS, GOSH.]
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Hey, no offense meant. I just know there's a lot in the multiverse to think about if you're heading out there.
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[She sulks up at Other Val.]
So how are we related? You look like Mom.
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Who are you?
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Nope nope nope. Val's just not going there.]
Valeria. Everybody calls me Val.
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I doubt they will forget for very long if you insist upon causing trouble the moment their attention is elsewhere.
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They get mad at me for helping.
[She's also three and still grappling with the unfairness of the universe.]
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Considering that the chances are you did so against their wishes, I cannot blame them.
[ Ah, children. If there's one thing that having her son taken away from her until he's five or so teaches Medusa, it's that she really doesn't know how to deal with them. ]
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I had to go behind their backs! Grandfather and I even went behind my back!
[Time travel, man.]
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Oh. My. Gods! Somebody made Val all bitty!
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Oh, super. What universe are you from?
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Lyja's your mother?
[Way before her time, but she is the smartest person on the planet.]
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Unless you're time traveling, in which case I'm not telling you because you'll go back and mess things up.
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[Yeah, she still mad.]
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