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[laughingalltheway]

Disappointing.

Now, see, I've heard some bad jokes, some glum quips, some awful humor... but that, that? It's like you weren't even trying, oh no. You're that uncreative, that desperate to fear, are you? Just look, think, won't you? You don't understand, not at all.

And you, you. "Mun", was it? You're no better, not at all. Locking me up, hmm? Makes you feel safe, does it? You should know better, you do know better. But, see, you get the picture, don't you? Just take a look, take a glance, see what side the lock is on.

But what of all of you? Hee hee... Step forward, won't you? Step out of the, ah, shadows. They can't keep you safe, oh no. Nothing can.

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[arlecchinorotto]

[She spins. Why not? It was a simple enough request.

She's not stupid, though. She knows he's not just playing, or, god forbid, being sweet. She knows there's something else behind it.

But for now it's simple, so she goes along with it.

He'll not find her completely docile and obedient, however. Not remotely.]

[laughingalltheway]

[ Good instincts, she's entirely right. Though pleased that she seemingly so easily went along with his request, he grips suddenly at her wrist and, with his other hand, her throat to stop her.

She knows so very much, more than anyone has any business to. Appearing out of nowhere, sure, willingly coming to him, fine, but why, why. He could only imagine so much, determine to a certain extent, and he didn't have nearly enough answers.

Always thinking, always analyzing, always playing. Time to change the gears and try something, something... ]

Oh Harley, Harley. You know, see, secrets, secrets just want to tumble out, don't they? No matter what, you see, secrets will always, always come out, oh yes. And I want to, need to know all of them, every secret, each bit, all of it, everything, oh yes, tell me, if you would. Let's start simple, start small, hmm? Oh yes, let's, say, perhaps; oh, no, do surprise me, actually, do try.

[ She'll either react and fight back, cut his little questioning short, or... well, he'd see. But he knew full well even before he'd started his attempt at questioning that there was no way anything about her would be easy to find out. ]

[arlecchinorotto]

[Ah. She was wondering when something like this would happen. The Joker may be unpredictable but never completely so. And Harley has learned to read him to an extent.

So the flicker of surprise on her face doesn't last long, and she stills immediately. She doesn't move an inch, at least not yet.]

Everything? That's a bit of a tall order, and it certainly wouldn't be any fun.