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[laughingalltheway]

Disappointing.

Now, see, I've heard some bad jokes, some glum quips, some awful humor... but that, that? It's like you weren't even trying, oh no. You're that uncreative, that desperate to fear, are you? Just look, think, won't you? You don't understand, not at all.

And you, you. "Mun", was it? You're no better, not at all. Locking me up, hmm? Makes you feel safe, does it? You should know better, you do know better. But, see, you get the picture, don't you? Just take a look, take a glance, see what side the lock is on.

But what of all of you? Hee hee... Step forward, won't you? Step out of the, ah, shadows. They can't keep you safe, oh no. Nothing can.

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[felinefemme]

You wouldn't happen to be talking about me, would you?

[laughingalltheway]

Oh, oh I might be, see. There isn't a place anywhere, not at all, for someone like you to hide. You and that, oh, you know who. Hah. Hah.

I'm so glad, you know, so pleased that you stepped up.

[egotrigger]

And why do you think you're so safe, eh?

[laughingalltheway]

Safe? Safe? Oh, oh you misunderstand, you do. Just think, won't you, just imagine. Safety, hmm? What a word, what an imagination you've got. How creative you are, hah, now, see, that's worth a laugh. Hee hee... hee, hah...

"Safety", that's the joke, hee, because, see, it isn't real, not at all.

[willfixitforyou]

Locks never were a challenge.

[laughingalltheway]

Neither a challenge, nor a reassurance; I assure you, hah.

Locking things away, see, only grows the nightmare. The wounds fester, the grudges double, and when the bindings come off... poof! Terror, chaos!

[didnotwant]

Great so he let you out of your cage.

[laughingalltheway]

[ Oh, well then- ]

You misunderstand, see, I'm never caged. Hee, hee.

[big_blue_boyscout]

I'm not afraid of you. But that's not going to stop me from putting you away for a long time.

[laughingalltheway]

[ Oh. Oh great. You are not the "super hero" he was looking for. Good thing he knows a thing or two. ]

Oh, do go on, do tell.

[ Innocence feigning time. At least until he can find a reason for Superman to fear him. Bombs, preferably, definitely. Bombs surrounding those he loved. ]

Because, see, as I recall there are laws. Now, you know, I haven't broken any now have I, hmm? Going to put a poor, ah, innocent civilian behind bars, are you?

ohi :)

[aria_di_celes]

Every time that I think I've seen the last of you...

[She should have properly stabbed you when she had the chance.]

o, y hello

[laughingalltheway]

[ Wow rude! What a way to greet such a friendly, smiling face. Especially now that he's so happy to see Celes! Why, he'd hug her if it didn't mean he'd seem friendly; and she'd probably stab him. He did so love those that could keep up with his chaotic footwork and pacing. ]

Oh but think how, ah, lonely you'd be without me, hmm?

[bedazzlement]

Oh my!

So you have gone and locked him up, Happy Sir? Your... Puppeteer Human, yes?

[laughingalltheway]

Why, where's the need in, you know, locking anyone up when they've done it themselves?

It's just so... convenient.

[bloodtears]

Sometimes it is more amusing if they think they are safe.

The higher they stand, the harder they fall, yes?

[laughingalltheway]

Oh, precisely you see, exactly that. Best, hah, when they're atop buildings. Just a little shove, you know, and see how they topple.

[sabuesa]

What makes you think there is anything here to be feared?

[laughingalltheway]

There's plenty to fear, plenty to run from, see. Everywhere, everyone fears something. A bit of prying, a bit of a look beneath the surface and you'll find that little thing, that little secret in anyone, hah, hah.

Hiding yours, are you? Keeping up a strong front, perhaps? You have one, oh yes, I'm sure of it, perhaps I should find it, hmm? Dig it out of you, maybe? Why, that'd be worth a laugh.

[cowled]

[Oops.]

Joker.

[The more things change, as they say.]

[laughingalltheway]

[ Oh, Batty boop! He's missed you so, you have no idea. ]

What a sight for sore eyes, I'd thought you'd gone and left me. Not even a "yes" on the invitation? Awfully cold of you when I'd prepared so much.

[ Like the shotgun in-hand plus grenades and knives in his coat. He should've prepared a hostage or two, honestly, but he was more pleased that the good ole' bat had stepped out. ]

[prettylittlenightmare]

[Step out of the shadows, you say? Well, you did ask.]

There's a measure of safety in the shadows. I would know.

[aceofkillers]

[Oh no no no he is NOT stepping out with that lunatic on the loose. Every Gothamite bone in his body is screaming to stay the fuck away from the clown-faced goon, don't get his attention don't give him reason to look this way!

Tommy knows full well how so much as having Joker even look at you dramatically decreases life expectancy.]

[arlecchinorotto]

Funny how their locks never seem to hold anybody. It's almost like they never wanted to hold anyone back in the first place.

[laughingalltheway]

Fake cages for fake control, why, what a comforting thought. Perhaps, you know, it's better that they, say, locked themselves away, hmm? Not a soul could reach them, oh no. But it's so much more... fun outside the cages, out on your own.

Like you. Out alone, hmm? Alone, are you? Nothing to keep you safe is there? Hah.

[hawkingisabastard]

The fact that I'm bulletproof does keep me safe though.