Muse is uneasily eyeing new icons and not liking what it forebodes

[justicereigns]

So let me get this straight, not only do I have to wear the Santa hat and all the rest, but you're planning to make me stuck in snow as a literal snowman? Do I look like Kuzan to you?

The Santa hat is bad enough, mun. Don't make it worse with elves and all this other nonsense. And what the hell is a menorah anyway? Why exactly do you think it'd be so damn funny to have one with cigars that don't burn out?

Tch. Idiot. You're just going to have to delete all these icons anyway later.

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[thatched]

Better that then a pin-up I'd say.

[justicereigns]

Pardon?

[thatched]

Hey, man. Don't look at me. I just happened to find this magazine under Ace's bed [Title reads: Buff Marine Babes. And he flicks it out to show Smo-yan pin up. Don't mind the scribbled in goatee and devil horns and crude drawings. That came after]

Apparently you were voted best ass for the third year running. I nearly lost my lunch with that one.

[mera_mera_ace]

Damn it, Thatch!!! [takes his mag back thank you!]

You told me to stay out of your locker so I expect you to do the same! [Is blushing a little but hey man you need to stay out of his stuff!]

[thatched]

Haha woops. It was Vista's idea. He twisted my arm. Couldn't say no.

[Thatch can do bland like Marco can do deadpan]

[justicereigns]

[Peers at that blush suspiciously and arches an eyebrow. Oh really?]

[justicereigns]

I don't remember signing up for this issue.

Although the pose is familiar.

[No. Wait. What?] Tch. That's just because you don't know a good workout regime when you see one.

[Thanks Thatch, this was not a conversation Smoker's mun ever wanted to deal with.]

[thatched]

Oh so you sign up for these issues. That explains a lot. Anyway I've seen at least a dozen asses better than yours. Most of them pirates, granted. Compared to Marines we just tend to have better booty.

[All the pirate related puns you didn't ask for]

[mera_mera_ace]

(is trying so hard not to laugh...so so so hard...and failing miserably)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

(clutches sides he's laughing so hard and trying to catch his breath, this is just way too funny.)

[justicereigns]

I'd kick you if I could move.

[mera_mera_ace]

Don't tempt me to melt you, frosty. [Manages to catch his breath but oh he is going to have fun with this one. After all it's not every day you get to tease your lover and not have to worry about the fall out]

[justicereigns]

What makes you think you even could? If it was that easy I'd be out of here already.

[mera_mera_ace]

[stands and then approaches carefully before reaching out with a flaming hand to touch the snow only to wilt like a freaking daisy in direct sunlight.

Ughhh.... [moves away and collects himself.] Salt water isn't supposed to be freezable...

[imperfect_reflection]

[congratulations, you caught the historian's attention.]

Sorry, sir. I don't know what a menorah is either, but maybe I could help you find out?

[justicereigns]

It seems to be a chandelier? But since it doesn't go on the ceiling, I don't understand how.

[imperfect_reflection]

A chandelier...

Hold on, let me ask my mundane for an idea of where to look. I'm not familiar with this piece of equipment yet.

[justicereigns]

It's a candleholder. For more than one candle.

[imperfect_reflection]

It does look like one.

[He shows Smoker a page that features a variety of them.]

But it doesn't say anything about why it exists...

[bluemarine]

That's completely beneath your dignity. You shouldn't have to put up with things like that, sir.

[justicereigns]

At least the Santa suit has its moments.

And just where have you been?

[bluemarine]

Preparing for the unit Christmas Party, of course. Decorations are really expensive lately but I want to make it good. The men have been anxious...

[justicereigns]

[Grunts.]

Good. They could use a good party.

[After you know... Punk Hazard. Even if it's technically before it.]

[bluemarine]

Yes.

[She hesitates...]

Sir? Since you're going to be in a Santa outfit anyway... Well, I think the men would really enjoy it if you stopped by that way.

[feetoffury]

[OK, she cannot stop GIGGLING at you]

Really?! Is that what she decided?

[justicereigns]

[Annoyed scow.] She seems to be chickening out however. I suppose that's a relief.