Muse is uneasily eyeing new icons and not liking what it forebodes

[justicereigns]

So let me get this straight, not only do I have to wear the Santa hat and all the rest, but you're planning to make me stuck in snow as a literal snowman? Do I look like Kuzan to you?

The Santa hat is bad enough, mun. Don't make it worse with elves and all this other nonsense. And what the hell is a menorah anyway? Why exactly do you think it'd be so damn funny to have one with cigars that don't burn out?

Tch. Idiot. You're just going to have to delete all these icons anyway later.

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[thatched]

Better that then a pin-up I'd say.

[mera_mera_ace]

(is trying so hard not to laugh...so so so hard...and failing miserably)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

(clutches sides he's laughing so hard and trying to catch his breath, this is just way too funny.)

[imperfect_reflection]

[congratulations, you caught the historian's attention.]

Sorry, sir. I don't know what a menorah is either, but maybe I could help you find out?

[justicereigns]

Pardon?

[justicereigns]

I'd kick you if I could move.

[justicereigns]

It seems to be a chandelier? But since it doesn't go on the ceiling, I don't understand how.

[thatched]

Hey, man. Don't look at me. I just happened to find this magazine under Ace's bed [Title reads: Buff Marine Babes. And he flicks it out to show Smo-yan pin up. Don't mind the scribbled in goatee and devil horns and crude drawings. That came after]

Apparently you were voted best ass for the third year running. I nearly lost my lunch with that one.

[mera_mera_ace]

Don't tempt me to melt you, frosty. [Manages to catch his breath but oh he is going to have fun with this one. After all it's not every day you get to tease your lover and not have to worry about the fall out]

[imperfect_reflection]

A chandelier...

Hold on, let me ask my mundane for an idea of where to look. I'm not familiar with this piece of equipment yet.

[mera_mera_ace]

Damn it, Thatch!!! [takes his mag back thank you!]

You told me to stay out of your locker so I expect you to do the same! [Is blushing a little but hey man you need to stay out of his stuff!]

[justicereigns]

I don't remember signing up for this issue.

Although the pose is familiar.

[No. Wait. What?] Tch. That's just because you don't know a good workout regime when you see one.

[Thanks Thatch, this was not a conversation Smoker's mun ever wanted to deal with.]

[justicereigns]

What makes you think you even could? If it was that easy I'd be out of here already.

[justicereigns]

It's a candleholder. For more than one candle.

[thatched]

Haha woops. It was Vista's idea. He twisted my arm. Couldn't say no.

[Thatch can do bland like Marco can do deadpan]

[imperfect_reflection]

It does look like one.

[He shows Smoker a page that features a variety of them.]

But it doesn't say anything about why it exists...

[justicereigns]

[Peers at that blush suspiciously and arches an eyebrow. Oh really?]

[mera_mera_ace]

[stands and then approaches carefully before reaching out with a flaming hand to touch the snow only to wilt like a freaking daisy in direct sunlight.

Ughhh.... [moves away and collects himself.] Salt water isn't supposed to be freezable...

[thatched]

Oh so you sign up for these issues. That explains a lot. Anyway I've seen at least a dozen asses better than yours. Most of them pirates, granted. Compared to Marines we just tend to have better booty.

[All the pirate related puns you didn't ask for]

[justicereigns]

That has nine slots for candles. Maybe the 8 is significant somehow? My mun likes mysteries so it's probably a clue.

[justicereigns]

It's not supposed to be solid either, but seastone manages.

[Sharp look.] You okay brat?

[mera_mera_ace]

Yeah uh huh, I'm sure Vista really and truthfully twisted your arm to go dig through 'MY' porn collection! [See this face...he totally doesn't believe you man.

I'd watch my back if I were you...otherwise you may find Susan missing. [Would totally never harm the goldfish, but hey man you really need to leave his Taisa alone!]

[justicereigns]

I thought pirates were supposed to have better chests.

[Smoker doesn't care. His mun is more used to this nonsense from Marco okay.]

[imperfect_reflection]

It might be. 8 usually refers to 'totality' or 'infinity' when it's referenced in murals, artifacts, and even literature. The stand in the center stands taller than the rest in all of these too. Do you think that might be an important factor too?

[mera_mera_ace]

Just fine, Taisa. [grins and stands up]

That stuff is evil though, I don't think I can get you out of it...and worse still my visit is boring because you can't do anything as a snowman...Some Christmas present this is.....

[mera_mera_ace]

[Ignore that blush! He will deny it!]