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[osborncomplex]

But... I'm the most useless character you have! What would I do, besides be a constant liability? This is like, the worst idea ever. Sure, I'm not totally helpless, but I can't just turn into a monster every time things get tough. I'm not sure how to turn back, for one. Or if I'll even stay, you know. Me.

Okay, let's say I do stay sane, and I can turn back — then I won't have any clothes on! Come on, let's not. Peter needs people who can do stuff other than be a naked freak.

Comments

[osborncomplex]

Where the heck am I gonna get a pair of those? I'm pretty sure Dr. Banner like, custom invented those. Because he's a scientist.

[puny_parker]

Or, you know, he buys pants with really elastic waistbands.

(Which is actually what happens, last I heard. Although why he buys PURPLE pants of all things, I'll never know.)

[osborncomplex]

No way, come on, he's going from a waistline of what, 32, 34 inches to at least triple that. It doesn't matter how elastic the waistband is, there isn't enough... pants material involved.

Honestly though I don't want to think really deeply about this.