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[osborncomplex]

But... I'm the most useless character you have! What would I do, besides be a constant liability? This is like, the worst idea ever. Sure, I'm not totally helpless, but I can't just turn into a monster every time things get tough. I'm not sure how to turn back, for one. Or if I'll even stay, you know. Me.

Okay, let's say I do stay sane, and I can turn back — then I won't have any clothes on! Come on, let's not. Peter needs people who can do stuff other than be a naked freak.

Comments

[hoorayformcnuggets]

No one's truly useless, dude.

[osborncomplex]

Okay, but I'm pretty useless. I can't fight, I've never had a real job, I haven't finished high school. I'm not even genre savvy.

[hoorayformcnuggets]

I never finished high school and I've done ok for myself, man. All things considered.

You got hobbies though, right?

[osborncomplex]

If I were back home (and alive) that would be okay. But she's trying to throw me into this... vaguely survival horror setting. Like fear gas and killer mannequins in the streets type deal. So my hobby is gonna be hiding, I guess.

[hoorayformcnuggets]

But hiding isn't gonna get you back home any sooner, right?

'Sides I'm sure someone can teach you to shoot at those killer mannequins. Not hard to shoot a gun if you're not going all Tony Montana about it, right?

[osborncomplex]

Not sure anything I could do will.

Are there guns?? Maybe I could do that. I could shoot a mannequin! Maybe not something that's actually alive though.

[hoorayformcnuggets]

Don't see why there wouldn't be.

Survival horror and all, right?

[osborncomplex]

There's something about the city being kinda empty... I don't know, I didn't want to look. I don't want to go. I feel like I'm the person who should be eaten if people get lost at sea in a tiny lifeboat.

[puny_parker]

Yeah...I'd look into stretchy pants if I were you. The fact that Banner figured that one out years ago is proof that there is a merciful God.

[osborncomplex]

Where the heck am I gonna get a pair of those? I'm pretty sure Dr. Banner like, custom invented those. Because he's a scientist.

[puny_parker]

Or, you know, he buys pants with really elastic waistbands.

(Which is actually what happens, last I heard. Although why he buys PURPLE pants of all things, I'll never know.)

[osborncomplex]

No way, come on, he's going from a waistline of what, 32, 34 inches to at least triple that. It doesn't matter how elastic the waistband is, there isn't enough... pants material involved.

Honestly though I don't want to think really deeply about this.