boy I sure do love being impulsive; voice-testing for Exitvoid

[longnose]

Oi, oi, not to put a damper on your enthusiasm, but don't you think you're rushing into this? You've never played me before. I don't even know if you have the heart to!

...No, this is not because of my "I can't go on that boat" disease! But it is flaring up, thanks for asking.

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[shipwrecking]

Haah? That's a stupid sounding disease.

[longnose]

Hoh! You would think so, but an experienced sailor like me knows better. I've seen it destroy lots of men! Once, I climbed all the way to the top of a high mountain, guarded by ferocious lions, to get the cure, so I could save the village orphanage!

[He's taking a deeeeep breath to tell you all about it]

[shipwrecking]

What does a buncha orphans have to do with a... what was it. Can't go on boats disease? Orphans don't go on boats, unless they were gonna be shipped off to somewhere.

[longnose]

If you listen to my story, you'll understand! Now, where was I...

[shipwrecking]

You were climbing a mountain to get past bunch of lions and get the cure.

[longnose]

Exactly! So there I was, in the middle of that lion-invested mountain, and I only had a few hours to get to the top and back down, with nothing but my trust slingshot at my side.

Suddenly, the leader of the lions ambushed me! He was determined not to give me the cure, but I took care of him with one quick shot, zing! right to the forehead! It knocked him right out. After that, he was so scared he led me right to the cure, and I rode a lion all the way back to town.

And that's why they call me The Great Captain Usopp, The Lionhearted!

[bizarrecooking]

Yah-har-har, how much heart do you need to play a guy like you anyway?

[Don't take it personally, Usopp. He insults everyone.]

[longnose]

To play me!? Don't you know!? I'm the great Captain Usopp! Not just anyone can pick me up. You have to have courage and cunning!

[bizarrecooking]

Oh yeah? What's the toughest beast you ever beat?

[longnose]

Oh, a tough question. I've beaten many beasts! But I think the toughest was most certainly the dreaded Man-Eating Ficus.

[ohcaptainmy]

Rushing into things is what Pirates do!

[longnose]

You may have a point. [Sage nod.] But I don't think she's a pirate.

[waywardswords]

What are you worried about? It'll be good training.

[longnose]

For you, maybe. I guess I can think of it that way...

[waywardswords]

Well my mun has had experience, so it's pretty old for me by now. [Until she timeskips. Oh lord]

Maybe you'll get lucky and end up in an environment that can really speed up your training.

[Monsters. Experiments. Curses. That sort of thing. He almost kind of envies that]

[longnose]

I already did enough of that. I was ready for adventure again, not training. [You can take his place, Zoro.]

[waywardswords]

[It suddenly hits Zoro that Usopp is--different from what he's used to. Not only does he look different but there's kind of a harder edge to him now. Like he really did train as much as he said he did]

I hear these places have plenty of that, too. [Though he tends to keep getting lost in them. He swears locations move around when he isn't looking]

sorry I disappeared forever aaaa

[longnose]

[Of course he did! Did you really think he would lie? ...Don't answer that.]

I guess if it has a little of that, it won't be too bad... As long as nothing too dangerous tries to kill us.

[He's harder, not stupid.]

[moveyourdeadfros]

My, that disease sounds absolutely dreadful master Usopp! Are you certain we should not seek out medical assistance for it?

[longnose]

Don't worry! It'll clear up as long as I don't get on that boat.

Mind a late and slow tagger? :D

[mikangirl]

Ahh, and so long without a flare-up of that disease, too. [So very sympathetic. Really. But she's curious.] Your mun found you a game with a boat?

If you don't mind that I disappeared forever

[longnose]

I almost thought I was over it, but it looks like I'm not.

She did, but it's nowhere near as nice as the Sunny. If only Franky could get ahold of it...

lmao well I was almost as late. /blames holidays

[mikangirl]

He'd overhaul it and improve it behind people's backs and people would be screaming at him because they couldn't work out how to work all his cola-powered designs.

[...seems like a perfectly good use of s shipwright, there.] What kind of boat is it? Just a normal every day boat with... I don't know, nothing going wrong, ever?

[longnose]

And that would be cool! Maybe he could even make it transform! [OMG OMG!!]

More like a horror boat where monsters and nightmares attack every day.

[mikangirl]

[You what. SO MUCH FOR A PLACE WITH A BOAT BEING BETTER.]

That's worse than where I am. Is your mun set on sending you? Is there anyone else in the crew there?