boy I sure do love being impulsive; voice-testing for Exitvoid

[longnose]

Oi, oi, not to put a damper on your enthusiasm, but don't you think you're rushing into this? You've never played me before. I don't even know if you have the heart to!

...No, this is not because of my "I can't go on that boat" disease! But it is flaring up, thanks for asking.

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[shipwrecking]

Haah? That's a stupid sounding disease.

[longnose]

Hoh! You would think so, but an experienced sailor like me knows better. I've seen it destroy lots of men! Once, I climbed all the way to the top of a high mountain, guarded by ferocious lions, to get the cure, so I could save the village orphanage!

[He's taking a deeeeep breath to tell you all about it]

[shipwrecking]

What does a buncha orphans have to do with a... what was it. Can't go on boats disease? Orphans don't go on boats, unless they were gonna be shipped off to somewhere.

[longnose]

If you listen to my story, you'll understand! Now, where was I...

[shipwrecking]

You were climbing a mountain to get past bunch of lions and get the cure.

[longnose]

Exactly! So there I was, in the middle of that lion-invested mountain, and I only had a few hours to get to the top and back down, with nothing but my trust slingshot at my side.

Suddenly, the leader of the lions ambushed me! He was determined not to give me the cure, but I took care of him with one quick shot, zing! right to the forehead! It knocked him right out. After that, he was so scared he led me right to the cure, and I rode a lion all the way back to town.

And that's why they call me The Great Captain Usopp, The Lionhearted!

[shipwrecking]

That still didn't explain my question, Captain.

[longnose]

Eh!? Er, right, well... the orphans were... boarding a boat to go to Candy Island! But they couldn't if they had "I can't go on that boat" disease, could they?

[shipwrecking]

You could've just made 'em swim! [no murasa]

[longnose]

Hmm, maybe if they were all strong swimmers...

YOU CAN'T MAKE ORPHANS SWIM ACROSS THE OCEAN!!!

[shipwrecking]

Why not! They could probably use the exercise.

[longnose]

...You are a terrifying woman.

[shipwrecking]

I'll take that as a compliment!

[longnose]

I'm not really surprised.

Who are you anyway, orphan-hater?

[shipwrecking]

Captain Murasa of the Palanquin.

[longnose]

Captain! [That's surprising!] What kind? Pirate? [His hand twitches for Kabuto] Marine?

[shipwrecking]

Neither! Guess again.

[longnose]

Oh. A merchant ship then. [Relief!]

[shipwrecking]

Wrong again.

[longnose]

[...This is getting hard.] Fishing?

[shipwrecking]

Not even close. You're not really good at this whole guessing thing, are ya Captain?

[longnose]

Maybe if you gave me a hint.

[shipwrecking]

I sailed with a buncha Buddhists, but I'm not religious myself.

[longnose]

...Okay, some kind of religion... [Not coming from Earth powers go!]

You're... captain of... a passenger ship, specializing in cruises for groups of traveling missionaries!

[shipwrecking]

Passenger ship at one point, but it wasn't always one. Not for missionaries, anyways.

Oh, and I'm also a ghost.