Stop being such a spoilsport, Darkleer

[aim_exorable]

D --> No you do not need more icons which feature myself smiling
D --> No you should not be this excited at the idea of Mindfang ever arriving into Vatheon
D --> No I do not understand your utter fascination with the idea of my bow being aimed at someone
D --> No I should not watch over all of the children

D --> (First of all I doubt I am qualified to be any sort of caretaker despite what Equius and Sir Makara might say)
D --> (Second some of them may bite and yes I am thinking of the Vantas boy.)
D --> (Third the Helmsman and mostly his hivemates seem to have that area quite firmly under their control and I have no desire to meddle)

D --> Continuing where I left off
D --> No you should not make more icons which feature other individuals engaging in intimate acts with me
D --> No I am in no rush to fill my quadrants and I would thank you to keep your nose out of such private business
D --> No I should not waste my time interacting with others unless it is absolutely imperative
D --> No I do not care if that makes me anti-social

D --> I believe that has covered everything
D --> Although I doubt you will listen

Comments

[upfromthegutter]

[He's a robot. He can leer all day. And waggle the plates over his eyes like a pair of eyebrows]

Ooohoohoo, well... I got a couple cubes of high grade that say you wouldn't know loose if it jumped up and slapped you in the face. Although, I would more than happy to give you a proper demonstration.

[aim_exorable]

[Hey, trolls are sturdy. Don't count Darkleer yet.]

[...This is going nowhere good.]

D --> Well
D --> If you're so eager to to show off
D --> I will certainly not object

[upfromthegutter]

Pft, like I got anything better to do but jack around in the glitched-up excuse for a processor my mun calls a brain.

Okay, so- you guys can't process high grade, right? So get whatever your organic equivalent is - mun's sayin alcohol - and bring me a 12 volt lead-acid battery, some clamps, a tub of hot oil, and a block of cheese.

[aim_exorable]

D --> ...A block of cheese

[upfromthegutter]

I like cheese.

[aim_exorable]

D --> Fair enough
D --> I'll see what I can do then

[upfromthegutter]

Hey man, the first part of having a good time is doing what you like.

And I like cheese.

[aim_exorable]

D --> And I happen to like not dealing with people on quite a few occasions

[But hey, Darkleer is nothing if not obedient, so getting the requested items... now.]