dear_mun | Stop being such a spoilsport, Darkleer

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Stop being such a spoilsport, Darkleer

D --> No you do not need more icons which feature myself smiling
D --> No you should not be this excited at the idea of Mindfang ever arriving into Vatheon
D --> No I do not understand your utter fascination with the idea of my bow being aimed at someone
D --> No I should not watch over all of the children

D --> (First of all I doubt I am qualified to be any sort of caretaker despite what Equius and Sir Makara might say)
D --> (Second some of them may bite and yes I am thinking of the Vantas boy.)
D --> (Third the Helmsman and mostly his hivemates seem to have that area quite firmly under their control and I have no desire to meddle)

D --> Continuing where I left off
D --> No you should not make more icons which feature other individuals engaging in intimate acts with me
D --> No I am in no rush to fill my quadrants and I would thank you to keep your nose out of such private business
D --> No I should not waste my time interacting with others unless it is absolutely imperative
D --> No I do not care if that makes me anti-social

D --> I believe that has covered everything
D --> Although I doubt you will listen

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I dunno, I think kids're great, as long as you can hand them back to their creator at the end of the day.

And there definitely ain't nothing wrong with getting your jiggy on with a good looking piece of hardware, I always says.

Relieves the tension, yanno?

Might help with the smiling thing.

[No, Rattrap, it isn't just the shades- Darkleer really is eying you up. Pay it no mind. Really.]

D --> Unfortunately that is often that an option in my situation

[...Also, excuse you. Disapproving, Rattrap. Disapproving.]

D --> I will pass on both of those ideas
D --> Thank you very much

[Go ahead, eye him all you want. He likes the attention. He might even be leering]

Find someone else to dump them on for a while, then. And don't give them the chance to say no. [shrug. Simply solutions, man]

[Definitely leering now]

Ah-huh. Right. Can totally see where your mun is having issues. Your bolts are cranked too tight. Y'really oughtta loosen up.

[Is this going to end up as a leer-off, then? Look at his name; he can manage this.]

D --> I will keep your first suggestion in mind
D --> Your second
D --> Not so much
D --> I see no reason to loosen up as my 'bolts' are at the perfect tightness

[He's a robot. He can leer all day. And waggle the plates over his eyes like a pair of eyebrows]

Ooohoohoo, well... I got a couple cubes of high grade that say you wouldn't know loose if it jumped up and slapped you in the face. Although, I would more than happy to give you a proper demonstration.

[Hey, trolls are sturdy. Don't count Darkleer yet.]

[...This is going nowhere good.]

D --> Well
D --> If you're so eager to to show off
D --> I will certainly not object

Pft, like I got anything better to do but jack around in the glitched-up excuse for a processor my mun calls a brain.

Okay, so- you guys can't process high grade, right? So get whatever your organic equivalent is - mun's sayin alcohol - and bring me a 12 volt lead-acid battery, some clamps, a tub of hot oil, and a block of cheese.

D --> ...A block of cheese

I like cheese.

D --> Fair enough
D --> I'll see what I can do then

Hey man, the first part of having a good time is doing what you like.

And I like cheese.

D --> And I happen to like not dealing with people on quite a few occasions

[But hey, Darkleer is nothing if not obedient, so getting the requested items... now.]

Didn't you know muns have an obsession with smiling icons.

D --> I believe the majority were relatively unaware
D --> Considering a certain redhaired individual apparently smiles far too much
D --> Resulting in a case that is most decidedly the opposite of mine

Smi--- [........] HMPH.

Those are smirks, you inbred moron. [--he's just going by the all trolls look the same to me thing, btw.]

D --> If we are thinking of the same individual
D --> No
D --> They are most certainly smiles

D --> Also
D --> 'Inbred'?

[Hey, it works perfectly fine for his utterly superior species, man.]

All trolls look the fucking same.

[Humans are better, :|. also, ignoring the first part. Prob as Silver's ego is assuming it's him. ._. ~~why do I play him again man?~~]

D --> Curious

How so?

D --> I wasn't under the impression that you were a pathetically blind individual
D --> You have my condolences

.... you're not human, so why should I care to try and waste my time differentiating between each of you?

D --> As I stated before
D --> Pathetically blind

[just, a lineface. forever.]

[Whoops, not giving a fuck, as trolls are wont to do.]

:33 < *at the mention of equius, ac p33ks in*
:33 < *and that typing quirk! its so close!*
:33 < *but... its missing something*
:33 < *she looks very confused for a moment but then shakes it off to address what he had been saying*

:33 < why dont you want to fill your quadrants?
:33 < isnt it sort of necessary?

:33 < *ac still looks a little uncomfortable, like there is a question she wants to purrsue but she stays quiet instead!*

[Oh. Well. Suddenly this post got a lot more awkward! And since being in a game that apparently has Sadstuck as its subtitle, this is double the awkward. But he can reply to this. Really.]

D --> Not for me
D --> Not any longer
D --> Quite a few things have changed for me
D --> Not least of all being my situation

D --> If there is a question child
D --> >Speak your mind

:33 < what happened?
:33 < or i guess you dont n33d to say if its going to be really awkward for you

:33 < *ac looks very nervous*
:33 < *but determined!*
:33 < um, you mentioned equius earlier
:33 < is he...
:33 < okay?
:33 < *and suddenly a torrent of questions come out!*
:33 < where is he?
:33 < whats happened to him since i last saw him?
:33 < why do you type a little like him?
:33 < im... very purrplexed over all of this!

D --> The most recent has been that I have been taken from Alternia
D --> What we held in value is no longer the case where I currently am

D --> Which is also where Equius is as of the moment
D --> It is an underwater city and that is all the foreign inhabitants currently know
D --> It possesses the power to take individuals from their original place in time and space
D --> Which is why I cannot accurately say what has happened to him since you last saw him
D --> Since I do not know where in your timeline you currently are
D --> However
D --> He has been doing well in the short time I have seen him
D --> He has settled in well, and possesses both matesprit and kismesis

[He is not going to mention the pale quadrant because that is a can of worms he has no interest in dealing with, and no one can make him. Nope.]

D --> The reason I am so similar is because I am his ancestor
D --> It is only to be expected.

ummmmm mister darkleer i think you are selling yourself short!
you were so nice to me when i arrived, you did not have to stop and talk to me
i think you could be a great caretaker!!!

[Jade! Jade, no. He is trying to keep a reputation here! Gosh.]

D --> That was more for my own private interests than anything
D --> I do not know much about god tiers and find myself curious
D --> I also do not know much about the art of caretaking
D --> But that is an area I am considerably less interested in learning about

[TOO LATE, feel the love, lose the reputation!]

even so, you gave me a towel and talked to me!
it was nice to not feel alone in a new place :)
you say you do not know much about caretaking, but i think you are a natural

[Noooooooo!]

D --> I
D --> am not sure how I feel about that statement

well.......
it is a compliment!
so i hope you feel happy
and maybe a little less in the dark about what it means to be a caretaker
because you are a nice person and you should feel good :D

D --> The issue here is that it is not particularly natural for a troll to take on a caretaker's role in regards to younger ones
D --> The Dolorosa being a unique case

[And look where that brought everyone involved.]

D --> I would also disagree with the idea that I am nice
D --> There are far too many individuals who seem to be under that delusion

i have a tip mister darkleer :)
if more than one person thinks that...
the only one that is deluded
is the grump that does not want to acknowledge that he is nice!!

hehehe i hope that is helpful to you :D

D --> Mass hallucinations and delusions are events which can happen Miss Harley

the trolls are saying you are nice
the TROLLS are saying you are nice
do you need a shooshpap? you might need a shooshpap

D --> No
D --> I do not need to be shooshpapped
D --> As for other trolls indicating that I am kind
D --> There are logical reasons for that beyond it actually being true
D --> Which it is not.

i think they have a word for what you are going through right now
it is called denial hehehehe

oh and one other thing!
you do not have to call me miss harley!!
just jade is fine, we are friends now :)

D --> I am not in denial

D --> I doubt one meeting can honestly qualify us as friends

then that is another thing you need to learn
instant friends, just add water!

D --> Considering that each individual who enters Vatheon is instantly soaked in water
D --> Friendship seems close to unavoidable in that case

now you are getting it!!! :D

D --> Of course
D --> The alternate option would be to simply avoid contact with all individuals and remain in my hive
D --> Which is easy enough to do

[Considering it was kind of his life before... WELP...]

.....
i can just teleport into your hive and portal you back out
that is a part of my witchy powers

Anna ====> Be the Major Bitch.

Well, aren't we redundant? Anna is always a Major and often a bitch.

Anna ====> Agree with his complaining about icons.

"Muns tend to have a think about hooking us up as soon and as often as possible, huh? Yeah, no thanks. I prefer more careful deliberation, and a lot less O-face in my icons."

====> Darkleer: Agree with everything said by the foreign human

D --> Exactly
D --> Perhaps for mine it would be easier if a certain individual did not shamelessly flirt with anything that moves
D --> Yet the temptation seems to be flaunted before mine
D --> Which is honestly no excuse but it is a contributing factor

Well that was certainly easy.

Anna ====> Be grateful your canon is obscure.

"At least no one knows who I am, and therefore who I'm hooked up with canonically. Yet. My condolences on your situation being the exact opposite."

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Stop being such a spoilsport, Darkleer

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... can I disown the pup? ;~;

Nope, keep him forever

... damnit. And here I was hoping to flog him off to another. XD

we both know that's impossible /chinhands

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he is in denial forever fite him

SPACE SPANKINGS

oh nooooo!

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