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[denounces]

So, this is the song and dance you wish to play. And should I ask, will there be any divergence from coining the term 'mundane' in your habits, if not your title, when seeking to govern me? I thought not.

We will discuss placement later.

Comments

[patesco]

Of course! I mean, I don't always get to do lots of things out here, but when I do it's always exciting.

[denounces]

Care to go into detail?

[patesco]

Eeeeheheheh ... t-there isn't really anything to tell.

[denounces]

Come now, there's no need to fall humble all of a sudden. You have my exclusive attention.

[patesco]

There isn't much to tell!!

[denounces]

... Ah. I see.

[ :'( Shot through the heart -! ]

[patesco]

[rule #1 is that you gotta have fun]

I-I guess I could tell you about the ice cream curry I made?

[denounces]

[ What manipulation. ]

That sounds ... artistic.

[patesco]

Well, the ice cream melted ...

[denounces]

One would think it ought to in a curry.

[patesco]

But it melted so fast!

[denounces]

Did you add the ice cream whilst the other ingredients were cooking?

[patesco]

Eh, w-well ...

[denounces]

[ YOU NEVER PULLED THIS SHIT IN HUECO MUNDO. ]

[patesco]

[NO ONE LET HER COOK IN HEUCO MUNDO. ]

It was delicious, even though all the ice cream melted!

[denounces]

[ EVERYONE WAS ALREADY DEAD LUCKILY. Cocking his head. ]

There's nothing wrong with a little experimentation.

[patesco]

[YOU MADE THEM DRINK TEA. ]

Exactly! I think maybe next time, I should put the ice cream on top after it's done cooking.

[denounces]

[ THERE'S NO WATER OVER THERE AND HE STILL SERVED TEA. THINK HOW AWESOME HE IS FOR WRANGLING THAT FOR A MINUTE. Ungrateful fuckers didn't qualify for biscuits, though. ]

Far more sensible, as planning ahead for iced curry goes.

[patesco]

[you motherfucker it wasn't even real tea was it. ]

I think next time I'll definitely add oranges.

[denounces]

[ Oops, everyone missed out on the bit where he's handy with illusions. ]

You should add tofu.

[ Fukkin TOFU YEAH BITCHES. ]

1/2

[patesco]

What about beef?

[patesco]

U-uhm! Were they feeding you in soul society?

[IN JAIL. ]

[denounces]

[ WOW, ALL THE TACT AWARDS TO ORIHIME TODAY!!! ]

No. My reiatsu alone is still great enough to sustain me for centuries at a time. Why do you ask?

[patesco]

[HOW'S THE JAIL LIFE TREATING YOU!!!]

It occurred to me really suddenly that it would be really cruel to be talking about food if they were serving you bread and water!

[denounces]

[ So-so, he gets by THINKING ABOUT YOUR HOT BOD. ]

Shinigami don't work the same way as humans, Orihime.