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[denounces]

So, this is the song and dance you wish to play. And should I ask, will there be any divergence from coining the term 'mundane' in your habits, if not your title, when seeking to govern me? I thought not.

We will discuss placement later.

Comments

[denounces]

[ WOW, ALL THE TACT AWARDS TO ORIHIME TODAY!!! ]

No. My reiatsu alone is still great enough to sustain me for centuries at a time. Why do you ask?

[patesco]

[HOW'S THE JAIL LIFE TREATING YOU!!!]

It occurred to me really suddenly that it would be really cruel to be talking about food if they were serving you bread and water!

[denounces]

[ So-so, he gets by THINKING ABOUT YOUR HOT BOD. ]

Shinigami don't work the same way as humans, Orihime.

[patesco]

[orihime gets by thinking about kurosaki-kun's HOT BOD ZIIIIING. ]

But Renji-san is always eating!

[denounces]

[ Oh, the one she can NEVER HAVE? ]

Abarai-kun isn't very powerful.

[patesco]

[WELL, LOOK WHO'S OFF THE CHRISTMAS CARD LIST THIS YEAR!!!]

I think he is.

[denounces]

[ It's okay, Sousuke's hotter anyway. Cry on his shoulder. ]

Compared to me?

[patesco]

E-eh, that isn't a very fair comparison, you know.

[non. no. iie. ]

[denounces]

[ Aa. ]

What shall we compare him to? Who else would be a suitably weak match?

[patesco]

Just because he can't match you, doesn't mean he isn't powerful.

[denounces]

But that's exactly what it means, Orihime.

[patesco]

Power isn't just measured by strength! Renji-san has lots of strength, but his heart is powerful too.

[denounces]

That's very touching to hear, but a touch too sentimental for the tastes of the Goteijyuusantai. You should understand this.

[patesco]

Mmm.

[he has more heart than you, is on the tip of her tongue. comes out instead, is: ]

Do you think everyone is weak?

[denounces]

It's not a matter up for debate, from my perspective.

[patesco]

I think Kurosaki-kun was right about you. It must be very lonely, sitting all the way at the top.

[denounces]

[ ffs, Ichigo, you touch a dude's blade one time and tell all your friends you got jiggy with his soul. He is not returning your texts. ]

Not especially. It's been a long time.

[patesco]

[aizen u tramp. ]

It must get boring, being on your own all the way up there.

[denounces]

[ Your crush is not a gentleman, 'hime. ]

You had your chance to join me.

[ Except not really because she was only a pawn to lure in the Deathberry, but whatevs at this point. We could've had it aaaaaall ... ]

[patesco]

I like being down at the bottom, with Renji-san and Sad-kun. We'll build our way to the top together.

[really good phrasing, awards to orihime etc etc etc. ]

[denounces]

[ So tsun. What did he do to deserve this, jeez, he only wanted to annihilate your hometown and forge new bones of the Zero Squad into his own Ouken. ]

I notice you don't seat yourself on par with Ichigo.

[patesco]

Kurosaki-kun is the level we're all trying to reach.

[you killed people she really liked, douche. ]

[denounces]

[ NAME NAMES. ]

Some of you already share more similarities than differences.

[patesco]

That's what happens when you get close to people!

[denounces]

Mm. Not what was meant, but noted.