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[denounces]

So, this is the song and dance you wish to play. And should I ask, will there be any divergence from coining the term 'mundane' in your habits, if not your title, when seeking to govern me? I thought not.

We will discuss placement later.

Comments

[patesco]

Not everything has to be so business like!

[denounces]

How would you rather it, Orihime?

[patesco]

Shouldn't you be excited about getting to do lots of things?

[denounces]

I never said I wasn't. You are, I take it?

[patesco]

Of course! I mean, I don't always get to do lots of things out here, but when I do it's always exciting.

[denounces]

Care to go into detail?

[patesco]

Eeeeheheheh ... t-there isn't really anything to tell.

[denounces]

Come now, there's no need to fall humble all of a sudden. You have my exclusive attention.

[patesco]

There isn't much to tell!!

[denounces]

... Ah. I see.

[ :'( Shot through the heart -! ]

[patesco]

[rule #1 is that you gotta have fun]

I-I guess I could tell you about the ice cream curry I made?

[denounces]

[ What manipulation. ]

That sounds ... artistic.

[patesco]

Well, the ice cream melted ...

[makinuscream]

Aizen-san. How does it feel to be under someone's complete control?

[ No, he really can't resist. ]

[denounces]

[ Kisuke, pls. ]

I wouldn't know, given how relatively easy it is to garner this one's favour.

[makinuscream]

[ C'mon now, the god among shinigami at the beck and call of a mundane? Yeah, he's goin' there. ]

Really? You sounded so displeased. Especially over placement.

[ Of course he's about convinced that his tosses a dart at a board blindfolded to make those decisions. ]

[denounces]

Did I? Assuming I wouldn't find a home with the greatest creature comforts on offer, specifically tailored to my benefit, would be your first mistake.

[ c': It took decades to get this PA, allow him to share the wonder of it. ]

[makinuscream]

Huh. Assuming that a home containing all of those things exists might be yours. These games really aren't created for our benefit. Unless your mundane is kind enough to keep you in musebox, but I hear some of those are pretty dodgy.

[ And no other PA makes him smile quite so much. ]

[denounces]

[ All his kawaii for you, buried under the loathing disgust. Get digging! ]

And yourself. Bound to a musebox or issued forth?

[makinuscream]

[ B-but! that sounds like work. ]

Both. I'm the favorite right now.

[ He's amused by it, truly. ]

[denounces]

[ Have some filing. Also, this face. ]

Commiserations to the mundane.

[makinuscream]

[ Filing, you're no fun Aizen. ]

I'm tame compared to the others. Besides, who can resist that face?

[ The one above that is that's rarely seen after that whole exile thing. ]

[denounces]

[ Watching you squirm and whine is fun enough.

... That came out wrong. YOU KNOW THE DRILL. ]

Anyone with eyes, ears or even mild sensory deprivation?

[makinuscream]

[ WELL NOW - he never knew you thought of him that way. SNORT ]

Wait - you're not still upset about that whole binding thing are you?

[ Because that was a total 'owed you one'. ]

[denounces]

[ Gently vomits on u, Kissy. Hngh. Does he mind? Does he mind the sheer agony of his imprisonment, the humiliation and judgment passed on him by pathetic souls the like of which he previously denounced by a casual swing of his blade when quietly storming Central 46? Does he mind?

Smiling tightly. ]

No hard feelings.

[ Because he's going to flay you alive, fucker. ]