Still watching Dragons

[ruffntumblenut]

Heh heh...Thor is totally my favorite god.

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[ruffntumblenut]

Well, the tribes. So...I mean technically I'm part of the tribe.

[whosyouralldaddy]

...So long as no one is hurt and you do it for the fun of the act, and not for the suffering of others, you can be forgiven.

[But he points right at her nose, because this is serious stuff. Pay attention, girl!]

But you must repent with good and brave deeds, or you shall never ride the Chariot of Fate to enter Valhalla, your name forgotten forever and life wasted in pointless endeavours.

Got it?

[ruffntumblenut]

[Eyes huge, she has never paid this much attention to anyone]

Y-yes sir. I'm good at deeds. And brave. I do that alot.

[And yet for the first time in forever she is feeling overwhelming insecurity in the face of FREAKING ODIN!]

[whosyouralldaddy]

Good.

[And he actually pokes her on the nose. He has a habit of teasing people without changing his completely serious mannerisms in the slightest, which is what he's kicking into now.]

I shall be watching from time to time, girl. So try not to do anything you wouldn't want me to see.

[ruffntumblenut]

[Stares and sniffs wiggling that little pug nose]

Um...ok...but just so you're prepared if you're watching and all...I've got this girlfriend and we fool around alot so um...yeah.

[Suddenly acutely aware of the idea that the gods are watching her most private moments!!!]

[whosyouralldaddy]

Girl, when I sit upon my throne I can see all that occurs in the universe.

[This time she gets an actually reassuring pat on the shoulder. Pat pat.]

I can promise I've seen far more shocking than anything you could do with your beloved. [He's quite progressive for an old dude, too. Probably because he's from super future techno Asgard as much as super past fantasy Asgard.]

[ruffntumblenut]

[More blush, she's usually so much more shameless]

...OK. Thor can just cool his damn heels. You're totally my favorite.

[whosyouralldaddy]

[Oh wonder of wonders, she just got him to laugh. Well. It's more like a small, slightly harder than usual breath out of his nose.]

I am flattered. I thought I would be too old by now to turn a young girl's head.

[ruffntumblenut]

Pfft. who cares about age? You're awesome!

[whosyouralldaddy]

I am glad to hear I can inspire such reactions.

[And in that same deathly serious tone he warned her to be good of fade from existence-]

Under the circumstances, I feel it prudent to grant you special permission to embrace me this once to commerate.

[In other words, she can have a hug. Yes Odin is that cool a dude.]

[ruffntumblenut]

[Big toothy fangy grin. ASTRID IS NEVER GONNA BELIEVE THIS! She glomps him without shame, a hug worthy of a Viking three times her size]

[whosyouralldaddy]

[Considering Odin is at least seven foot tall and also, you know, a god, he takes that glomp like a champ. He's actually a pretty good hugger too, so she gets an arm around the waist for support and one around the shoulder for a squeeze.

Doesn't last long, but when he puts her down she also gets a pat on helmet again.]

Try to stay out of the wrong sort of trouble, understood? I'd hate to have to stop liking you.

[ruffntumblenut]

[Sheepish grin]

Hope I'm entertaining.

[whosyouralldaddy]

I do not doubt you will be. Farewell, young Ruffnut. Remember what I've said.

[And with a totally badass swishing of his cloak, he just ups and leaves.]