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dear_mun2012-12-07 06:22 am
ruffntumblenut) wrote in dear_mun2012-12-07 06:22 am
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Still watching Dragons
Heh heh...Thor is totally my favorite god.
I shall pass that on to my son. I am sure he will appreciate it.
I suppose if bravery is your watchword, he does well enough. He has little else to recommend.
God of Thunder. Son of Odin. Totally badass dude.
uh...well yeah I mean Bravery everyone knows that.
But who else is willing to like, set a whole village on fire with lightning just because he's ticked off at some metal for no reason?
But who else is willing to like, set a whole village on fire with lightning just because he's ticked off at some metal for no reason?
Only one at present, young mortal.
[Of course, Odin here looks a whole lot younger and more...two eyed than one would imagine.]
But when young Thor grows up a little, perhaps I'll bring him to meet you.
[Of course, Odin here looks a whole lot younger and more...two eyed than one would imagine.]
But when young Thor grows up a little, perhaps I'll bring him to meet you.
You...
young...?
I...
....Really? But...I mean...you? You're him? THE Odin?! You're so...so...
[rubs her own face to indicate]
Smooth!
young...?
I...
....Really? But...I mean...you? You're him? THE Odin?! You're so...so...
[rubs her own face to indicate]
Smooth!
Yes but...
[Odin stares at her, them contemplatively strokes his chin.]
Perhaps I would look good with a beard...
[Odin stares at her, them contemplatively strokes his chin.]
Perhaps I would look good with a beard...
Totally.
And an eyepatch...just saying. Think about it.
[Once the shock passes she's actually starting to feel kind of cocky about the whole thing After all isn't she THE Ruffnut Thorston? Soon to be Overlord? Why wouldn't she get to meet the big guy himself?]
And an eyepatch...just saying. Think about it.
[Once the shock passes she's actually starting to feel kind of cocky about the whole thing After all isn't she THE Ruffnut Thorston? Soon to be Overlord? Why wouldn't she get to meet the big guy himself?]
Hmm.
[He tips his hair so it covers half his face. Quite easy, considering it's about waist length.]
I think I'll consider the beard. But my eyes are quite necessary.
[He tips his hair so it covers half his face. Quite easy, considering it's about waist length.]
I think I'll consider the beard. But my eyes are quite necessary.
Yeah huh...I guess you've got a point.
But yeah totally think about the beard thing. Heck I'd try a beard if I could. I just have to settle for braids.
But yeah totally think about the beard thing. Heck I'd try a beard if I could. I just have to settle for braids.
[Odin seems to take everything deathly seriously, and will just now attempt to grip Ruffnut's chin and turn her head left and right. She's a mortal kid, he's Odin, he's allowed to do that.]
I do not think that would suit you as well as the braids do.
[And that'd be when he lets go.]
I do not think that would suit you as well as the braids do.
[And that'd be when he lets go.]
[face goes red when he touches it and she goes stiff in shock and embarrassment]
I uh...thanks err...sir.
[Well that didn't last long, if she knew Odin looked like this she wouldn't have jumped on the Thor Bandwagon]
I uh...thanks err...sir.
[Well that didn't last long, if she knew Odin looked like this she wouldn't have jumped on the Thor Bandwagon]
[He tends to have that effect on people. Why, his shampoo model hair alone... Well, lets just say that there's a good reason he gets to wear the cloak with the pimp collar.]
You are welcome, girl. Your name?
You are welcome, girl. Your name?
Name? AH Name!
[Deep breath tries to sound big an impressive.]
Ruffnut Thorston of the Hairy Hooligan Tribe! Dragon Rider, Apprentice Evil Overlord and Multiverse's Next Top Model.
[Deep breath tries to sound big an impressive.]
Ruffnut Thorston of the Hairy Hooligan Tribe! Dragon Rider, Apprentice Evil Overlord and Multiverse's Next Top Model.
...Evil Overlord, was that?
[Probably not the best thing to say, all things considered.]
[Probably not the best thing to say, all things considered.]
[Shrug smile]
Well, apprentice. And I'm starting to think the evil part is really...what was that word...
[She's thinking hard, it looks like it hurts]
Subjective!! Yeah! Cuz I mean, my Girlfriend isn't evil and she would totally kick my ass if I did something really awful you know?
Well, apprentice. And I'm starting to think the evil part is really...what was that word...
[She's thinking hard, it looks like it hurts]
Subjective!! Yeah! Cuz I mean, my Girlfriend isn't evil and she would totally kick my ass if I did something really awful you know?
[Well. That's sort of reassuring. This particular Odin is the sort to do some pretty dreadful stuff, but at least its always been with the goal of serving the great good.]
...And...What would you consider awful?
...And...What would you consider awful?
Well...hmm.
[Has to think about this for a minute]
Well I don't pick fights with people weaker then me. That'd be lame.
And I don't hurt kids or like...you know girly girls.
Oh! And I always clean my plate.
[This is clearly important]
[Has to think about this for a minute]
Well I don't pick fights with people weaker then me. That'd be lame.
And I don't hurt kids or like...you know girly girls.
Oh! And I always clean my plate.
[This is clearly important]
[...At least if she does end up being devil, she'll be the kind of idiot 80's cartoon henchmen type.
So she gets patted on the helmet a couple times with a small sigh.]
Just know that the gods watch the crimes of mortals and our justice is inescapable. Keep your heart pure, young Ruffnut.
So she gets patted on the helmet a couple times with a small sigh.]
Just know that the gods watch the crimes of mortals and our justice is inescapable. Keep your heart pure, young Ruffnut.
[More blush and now confusion]
Pure huh?
[Considers]
Do the gods frown on things like blowing up boats for fun and tipping yaks?
Pure huh?
[Considers]
Do the gods frown on things like blowing up boats for fun and tipping yaks?
[He considers this for a while.]
...Whose boats and yaks?
...Whose boats and yaks?
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