Muse is Happy that Account Finally Exists

[blutehre]

It certainly took you long enough! I was starting to think you decided against letting me out. Now that I gave you your drive back, why don't you answer some of those outstanding tags you have. Your honor as an RPer is at stake, mun.

... stake... Remind me never to use that word again, strike it out of my vocabulary.

But you want to lay in bed because your neck hurts? I didn't bite it, you know, so stop blaming me! You should sleep better.

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[gluecklichundtreu]

::Sorry, Gilbo. She thinks you're Prussia. Have a young girl looking at you all confused.::

But why would your mundane think you had bitten their neck, Herr Preußen?

[blutehre]

Kesesesese~ I'm awesome, but I didn't think I was a whole country! [he's chuckling to himself before finally calming down]

Because I've been insisting on her making my account, Fräulein.

[gluecklichundtreu]

Bu- Oh! Oh, I thought you were someone else.

That still doesn't explain why you'd bite your mun, though, Herr… Beilschmidt?

[blutehre]

[rubs the back of his head] Eh, I'm a vampire, but don't tell anyone. But I didn't bite her! She has a neck ache for a completely unrelated reason!

[gluecklichundtreu]

::Gilbert, didn't anyone warn you about telling impressionable young modern ladies about vampires? They tend to think vampires are awfully romantic, and it hardly helps that she's a bit sweet on Prussia and you look like Prussia.

She blushes and nods.::

I shall keep it a secret! You can trust me.

[blutehre]

[of course no one told him that it was wrong, especially since his world has nothing like Twilight causing a craze in vampires]

I thought I could!

[gluecklichundtreu]

::His world is a lucky place indeed, although don't they have other novels that overly romanticise vampirism?

She's still blushing at that little bit of praise.::

...Is your mun going to do anything with you now that she's made you an account? Sometimes muns just make accounts to quiet the muse down, but yours seems like a nice lady, so perhaps she has plans for you.

::She is not trying to get him to give longer answers so she can see if he has fangs. Nope. Not her. Yes, yes she is.::

[blutehre]

[they do, but none that became viral]

Kesesesese~ She wants me to be in memes and such! [and look you can see his fangs when he laughs]

[gluecklichundtreu]

::Oh~h... What impressive fangs…

BLUSH! She knows she shouldn't be thinking such things, but vampires.::

Maybe my mundane will find you on some of these memes? U-unless you don't want him to!

[blutehre]

That would be awesome! [and look you get a hug] The more the merrier! Kesesese~

[gluecklichundtreu]

::Ah! Surprise hugs! Not that she doesn't like hugs, so of course she returns it as best she can. Also she is never going to stop blushing::

Then I will help him keep an eye out.

…Oh! I never told you my name! ::How could she have been so rude?::

[grrrmany]

[He's just sort of passing through but]

[blatant look of disgust goes here]

[and his fur's pretty frizzed up and his ears are pressed to his head]

[do you get that he does not want yet here have some angry tail flicking]

I'm sure your mundane has good reason to suspect you. Don't blame her sleeping habits. [even if that's the logical explanation but shhh vampires make logic go away sometimes]

[blutehre]

[he turns to look. Werewolf... and then Oh my god, he's the cutest werewolf ever!]

Kesesesese~ I'm going to pet you. [somehow he says this in a vaguely threatening manner. He totally isn't listening to what Germany says]

[grrrmany]

[He is not! Bares his teeth and starts growling at that. Still cute?]

No, you are not going to pet me! [and if you try, he'll snap his teeth at you.] I don't want to smell like leech anytime soon!

[blutehre]

Puu~ You look cute! And what do you mean smell like a leech? I'm not a leech!

[grrrmany]

I'd prefer not to look cute in the eyes of any of your kind. And you are a leech. Any disgusting, bloodsucking monster is a leech! Because you recklessly do the same thing! [What's bothering him is that you aren't also irritated by his presence. This is an age old conflict, damn it. A natural aversion! Don't be so calm!!]

[blutehre]

[he's just very strange for a vampire. You're cute, so he doesn't care about age old conflicts]

So you're a wet dog? Or mangy mutt? Nein, you're a cute pup that should get cuddled!

[grrrmany]

[stop that, it's very hard to stay angry when you're so ca--oh, look, you used two(well, three) wrong words!! Way to go, he's getting even more angry. Not that he'll actually snap at you unless you start reaching for him or anything.]

I'm none of those things!! [he certainly isn't wet. Nor does he have mange! His skin is very healthy!!] I can't even begin to tell you which is more wrong, and I certainly do not want or need to be cuddled!!! Especially not by a vampire! No matter whose face it has!! [it's not very nice to cuddle cold things.]

[blutehre]

Well, I'm not a leech! [he's moving closer, he's going to sneak in a pet under the radar]

[grrrmany]

What about that being a vampire makes you a leech don't you understand? [good luck with that. Backs away from.] Unless you want me to bite you, I think you should stop moving closer.

'3'

[blutehre]

[keeps inching closer, Grrrmany will have to run into a wall soon, and then Gil will scratch him good behind the ears]

Because I'm the most awesome vampire ever and exactly not like a leech! I don't get stuck to people after all.

I finally get to bring out this muse : >

[ice_and_pirates]

You bit your Mun?

[ Here's a pirate....well side kick of a pirate....Shut up. ]

[blutehre]

I did not bite my mun! Why does every one think that?

[ice_and_pirates]

Because you're a vampire? It goes with the territory...

[blutehre]

My mun is a good person... most of the time... but she's definitely not evil! I only eat on evil people!