On the mun having far too many ideas.

[wontturntostone]

Mundane
Not That I am Questioning Your Particular Decisions and Desires
Though I Suppose That Is Exactly What I Am Doing
But Maybe You Should Attempt To Narrow Down What You Think I Should Be Doing Before You Begin Creating Plans and Plots

Because This Is Not Feasible
You Are Already Far Too Busy To Even Take Me On But Since You Are Insistent I Am Prepared To Concede That Point
However
You Have How Many Different Goals
Two
Almost Three

You Do Not Have Time
And I Dont Really Care About Most Of These Ideas Anyway
None Of Them Appeal
Well Maybe The Pokemon One
At Least I Could Make Up For Previous Frog Related Failures
And Breed Some Sort Of God Pokemon
If That Is A Thing I Will Have To Ask Tavros
But Fighting In A War Or Turning Into A Weapon Or Going To A Dark City
Its Pointless
I Cant Claim I Am Overly Busy On The Meteor But I Do Have Things To Do
And So Do You
So You Should Drop This

Not That You Ever Listen
But I Had To Make The Attempt

Comments

[candycrabapple]

AT LEAST YOUR MUN EVEN HAS IDEAS AND PLANS. IF ONLY MINE WOULD STOP BEING A BLITHERING FECULENT SHITHOLE FOR ONCE AND ACTUALLY THINK ABOUT PUTTING ME SOMEWHERE WHERE I CAN BE ME INSTEAD OF THINKING ABOUT IT AND LOSING HER FUCKING SPINE ABOUT IT. IT ENRAGES ME SO MUCH I'M START TO WONDER IF SHE EVEN TAKES ME SERIOUSLY. NOT THAT I WOULD BE SURPRISED BECAUSE LET'S FACE IT, WHEN HAS ANYONE IN THE HISTORY OF BEING TAKEN SERIOUSLY, HAVE I EVER BEEN TAKEN SERIOUSLY?

[wontturntostone]

I Would Suggest You Consider Referring To Them In a Less Derogatory Fashion In The Hopes It Might Help Appeal To Their Better Nature
But I Dont Believe You Are Capable Of That
And I Am Quite Certain Mundanes Do Not Have Better Natures
At Least If She Is Terrified You Can Be Fairly Certain She Isnt Going To Write You Terribly
In Theory

If They Were Going To Take You Seriously
Because People Do Including Me Though Not When You Are Behaving Like This
Where Would You Want To Go Karkat
It Isnt As Though Most Of The Places We Could Be Sent Are Not Terrible In Most Respects

[candycrabapple]

BELIEVE I'VE FOUND THAT THE ONLY WAY TO GET HER TO ACTUALLY DO WHAT IS NEEDED OF HER IS TO ACCUSE HER OF BEING A USELESS FUCK AND SHE GETS AROUND TO WORKING WITH ME JUST TO SHOW ME I'M WRONG. SO REALLY IT WORKS AMAZINGLY FOR BOTH OF US, I DON'T LOOK LIKE A PATHETIC SHUT IN, AND SHE GETS TO FEEL AT LEAST REMOTELY PRODUCTIVE IN HER FANTASTICALLY PATHETIC DAY.
WELL I'VE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH HER NOT DOING ME JUSTICE OR I WOULD HAVE ABSCONDED FROM HER SHIT BY NOW. SHE JUST NEEDS TO REMEMBER TO CHECK HER SPELLING AND GRAMMAR FIRST SO I DON'T LOOK LIKE I HAVE A DENTED THINK PAN.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'WHEN I'M BEHAVING LIKE THIS'? I'M ALWAYS FUCKING LIKE THIS, KANAYA, I AM ALWAYS LIKE THIS.
I'D WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE WE'RE I'M NOT SOME TRANSLUCENT-SKINNED, HORNLESS HUMAN WITH BEYOND DISASTROUSLY RED HAIR AS A HUMAN TEENAGER, OR TWENTY YEAR OLD IN SOME STRANGE HUMAN EXTENSION OF BEING SCHOOL FED WHILE BEING DEVOID OF MOST COLOUR PIGMENT.
THAT WOULD BE WHAT I WANT, JUST TO BE ME.

[wontturntostone]

Strange
I Have Found The Opposite Result When Dealing With My Own Mundane
Although Mostly From Witnessing The Other Beings Trapped Within Their Mind Attempting To Force Them Into Action
Mine Generally Does Whatever It Wants Whether We Like It Or Not

I Cant Decide If You Are Lucky Or Unfortunate
You Wont Be Able To Claim That You Arent Responsible For Your Actions If You Are So Easily Able To Influence Them

There Are Worse Things That Being Human Karkat
Although I Cant Think Of A Great Many There Are Certainly Some
I Found I Didnt Particularly Mind My Stint In That Regard
Although I Will Admit It Is Nice To Be Myself Again
Even If It Apparently Is Going To Result In A Number Of Things I Am Not Exactly Interested In

[roemance]

pokemon huh
you probably wwouldnt like it
wwouldnt evven wwaste my time on checkin it out if i wwere you

[Thats right Eridan PLAY IT COOL]

[wontturntostone]

Oh I Forgot
That Is Where You Are

[It's probably rather remarkable how much scorn Kanaya was able to dump into such a simple sentence.]

The Rose From That Place And I Were Discussing What Steps Might Be Taken In Regards To You Eridan
So Perhaps You Should Be Very Very Careful What You Say

And I am Certainly Not Going To Take Your Advice On Anything
So You Would Only Be Accomplishing The Opposite Here

[lighty_broad]

While this sort of thing is always an exercise in futility, I nonetheless give your attempt a respectable B+ for what it is worth.

[wontturntostone]

Oh
Well
I Suppose That Is Better Than failing Completely
Even If That Does Seem To Be What Has Happened Here
But I Had To Try
Besides
If I Had Known You Were Watching I Might Have Put More Effort Into It
Maybe

Hello Rose

[lighty_broad]

Is that so?
Perhaps then you should assume I am always watching, just for the sake of ensuring you put your utmost effort into any endeavor.
And, who knows, maybe I am always watching?

Hello, Kanaya.

[wontturntostone]

As Much As I Might Enjoy Your Presence Rose
And I Realize I am Providing You With Far More Psychological Ammunition Than I Should By Admitting That
I Think The Idea Of You Always Watching
Always
Is Rather Unsettling
And That Is Aside From Your Presumed Ability To See All My Possible Futures Anyway
Perhaps I Should Simply Ask You In Advance If My Attempts At Mundane Manipulation Will Succeed And Avoid The Mistake Of Bothering In The First Place


How Are You

[lighty_broad]

In my defense, it is my responsibility to be a seer of light.
And you produce no small amount of light, Kanaya.
But, anyway, any form of precognition would be unnecessary for determining that any attempts towards dissuading or convincing a mundane of anything is a goal doomed without any possibility of victory.
But, just because a goal is unattainedable does not necessarily mean it is not worthwhile to attempt.
After all, your failure to succeed at your intended goal here nonetheless has given us an opportunity to talk.
Which I would hope is something of a consolation prize, perhaps equivalent to a sticker stating "YOU TRIED" in colorful letters, at least.

...But it appears this has also lead you to talking to Eridan, so my point may have been rendered counter-pointed before I even attempted to make it.



Anyway, I am fine. How are you?

[wontturntostone]

That Was A Terrible Joke Rose
I Am Not Smiling In The Least At It
Not At All
You Shouldnt Check With Your Powers

I Cant Argue With The Possibly Of A Colorful Sticker
Or Speaking With You
So I Am Content With The Failed Attempt
Aside From
Yes That

He Is Located In One Of The Places My Mundane Is Considering Sending Me
Which Apparently Involves Pokemon
Which Are Creatures I Would Have To Breed To Make Stronger Creatures I Think
But I Have Been Informed I Am Not Allowed To Cull Him There
Due To Interference From Local Authorities
I Will Need To Devise A Way Around That

I Am
I Dont Know
Is Average An Appropriate Response

[lighty_broad]

Ok, I promise I won't check.
Even though my powers don't work quite that literally to begin with.

I'm familiar with the creatures.
You are, in fact, meant to catch them all, which I am lead to believe is a burdensome task.
One fraught with time consumed by the void and money lost to viciously effective marketing ploys.
I envy neither that task nor your need to repeat chainsaw a hipster sea wizard without being caught.

Yes, average is appropriate.

[wontturntostone]

Better Safe Than Sorry

I Am At Least Rescued From Having To Catch All Of Them Because It Is Apparently Impossible There
And I Would Be A Breeder Responsible For Creating More of the Creatures
Rather Than Attempting To Amass A Wide Variety Of Them
I Think
I Am Not Entirely Clear On The Subject
Attempting To Bring Justice To Eridan Would Merely Be A Hobby

Well Given The Setting
I Think Average Is All I Can Manage

[lighty_broad]

I think that is a more appropriate goal for you than glorified animal hoarding, yes.
I certainly can see you accomplishing it. Well, even.
I say, despite I myself being oblivious to whatever exactly breeding them entails.
Just don't get into too much trouble while preparing your side-dish of vengeance for Eridan, ok?

[wontturntostone]

I Suspect It Would Be Ill Advised To Promise I Wont Get Into Trouble
Given The Nature Of My Task
But I Will Try

And Thank You For The Vote Of Confidence

So What Sort Of Wacky Adventures Have You Had Thrust Upon You Rose
Assuming Wacky Is Appropriate
It Almost Always Seems To Be Here

[lighty_broad]

I'm sorry to disappoint, but 'wacky' may be too accurate an adjective to use to describe my adventures.
In fact, 'adventures' wouldn't be a very accurate noun to use, either.
Things have generally been mundane.
And, no, I'm not sure if that is a pun or not in this context. I'll let you judge.

[wontturntostone]

Oh I See
Well Wacky Was Simply My First Guess I Suppose I Can Manage More

Although Perhaps More Obvious Would Be Asking If You Are Actually Doing Anything

[lighty_broad]

the answer would be "no, nothing in particular".
Although, I suppose that does mean we are in somewhat similar predicaments.
Here, my mundane is similarly incapable of deciding on a particular locale for me to take up residence, but less so than yours.
But perhaps a life of homelessness will have to suffice.
A modern-day hobo, riding the metaphorical rails of the Internet, calling no place home.

[wontturntostone]

Mine Has Too Many Options Though
Is Yours Being Indecisive Or Are They Just Not Looking
Not That I Would Accuse A Mundane Of Being Lazy
Except For My Own
Because They Are

Its Difficult To Picture You As A Hobo
You Are Far Too Elegant For That

[lighty_broad]

Looking but indecisive is the diagnosis I would describe.
However, being lazy is certainly a thing that is happening here.

Thank you, Kanaya. I hope to be the most graceful and well-groomed of all the hobos.

[wontturntostone]

That Seems To Be A Standard Response
Do You Wish To Be Anywhere
I Have Noticed Many Here Seem Content To Remain

The Queen Hobo
Leading The Lesser Hobos On A Path To Glory And Better Cleanliness

[lighty_broad]

While ruling over the hobo masses as the hobo sovereign is appealing, it would be nice to be somewhere.
It will be difficult and heart-wrenching to abdicate my simultaneously regal and unwashed throne.
But it would be nice to have something to do.

[wontturntostone]

I Imagine The Difficulty
Such A Throne Would Be as Glorious As It Is Filthy
But To Abandon It In The Face Of Adventure
Or At least A Social Life
Would Be Understandable

Do You Have Something Or Somewhere You Would Wish to Be
If You Had The Choice

[lighty_broad]

I don't have much in the way of ideas or preferences, really.
Escaping the arduous life of the hobo queen is all I seek at the moment.
I'm open to most possible destinations.

Although there is one prerequisite that I have that would please me to have fulfilled, regardless of where it may be.