Wreck-It Ralph (
wreckofaguy) wrote in
dear_mun2012-12-03 05:08 pm
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Ralph Doesn't Like AU Ideas, but Maybe Going to Ink_City Isn't So Bad
Look, player, I've seen a lot of you gamers come and go over the years. This is the first time I've really talked to one before. It's against the rules, somebody could think the game is glitching and then we could get unplugged.
I'm making an exception because I don't like the path this new game is going down. As a gig, so far, this hasn't been a bad one. I mean, it's no Fix-It Felix Jr. and I haven't gotten to wreck anything, but over all, it's not the worst it could be.
I feel bad about putting that lady out of work, but, well, you chose me and it's nice to be appreciated.
I'm not feeling too appreciated lately, though. There's been a few fun things, and I did get some cake, but you seem to like directing me into some rather unpleasant situations.
If everything was cheery all the time, life'd be pretty boring, but one of the things you're considering is a permanent change and it's not one I'm liking the sound of. Sure it's awful to have stuff like that happen now and then, but at the end of the day, I get reset and everything's back to normal.
And I'm not talking about that City place, either. That doesn't sound too bad, at least I'd have Vanellope, Felix, and Calhoun to hang out with, it's been pretty lonely without them around.
I'm talking about that account idea, you know the one. Nothing good is going to come of it and if you go through with it, you might wake up one day and find that I've gone Turbo and found a new place to call home.
Is this what it's like for Felix all the time when the players control his movements? I can't say I'm envious of him.
I'm making an exception because I don't like the path this new game is going down. As a gig, so far, this hasn't been a bad one. I mean, it's no Fix-It Felix Jr. and I haven't gotten to wreck anything, but over all, it's not the worst it could be.
I feel bad about putting that lady out of work, but, well, you chose me and it's nice to be appreciated.
I'm not feeling too appreciated lately, though. There's been a few fun things, and I did get some cake, but you seem to like directing me into some rather unpleasant situations.
If everything was cheery all the time, life'd be pretty boring, but one of the things you're considering is a permanent change and it's not one I'm liking the sound of. Sure it's awful to have stuff like that happen now and then, but at the end of the day, I get reset and everything's back to normal.
And I'm not talking about that City place, either. That doesn't sound too bad, at least I'd have Vanellope, Felix, and Calhoun to hang out with, it's been pretty lonely without them around.
I'm talking about that account idea, you know the one. Nothing good is going to come of it and if you go through with it, you might wake up one day and find that I've gone Turbo and found a new place to call home.
Is this what it's like for Felix all the time when the players control his movements? I can't say I'm envious of him.

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Oh so yer worried about favoritism now? ..I mean I CAAN lock ya up if it really means that much to ya- [She teases.]
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Regardless, she snorts.]
I wouldn't have been surprised!
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And then where would we be? You'd have had to come and rescue me!
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Me rescue you? You kiddin'- are ya forgettin' already how I saved your butt from bein' blasted into pixels by that cola eruption?
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He grins.] Hey, that just proves you're good at busting me out of bad situations! I'm sure a little jailbreak would be nothing to you.
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I know so! You're the smartest kid I know, you'd be able to come up with a plan in no time!
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Awww c'mon- now yer' just suckin' up to the President!
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I would never! I don't lie to the President! Especially when they're my best friend!
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Pfffffttt hahaa! R-r-really now?
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[He pauses as he remembers something.] ...The candy tree incident doesn't count.
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[She snorts, shaking her head a bit.]
I had a good feelin' you were fibbin' about that- 'specially after y'had to learn that double stripes break- th'HARD way.
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Not one of my finer moments, I must admit.
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After all, I do get thrown off a building every day, I gotta be fairly sturdy!
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By th' way....that doesn't hurt?
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And I don't mind it as much as I used to, now that the Nicelanders like me.
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[Though she never REALLY believed the Nicelanders could have hated Ralph for just doing his job. They couldn't help the way they were programmed.]
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laaate
No worries! <3
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