Wreck-It Ralph (
wreckofaguy) wrote in
dear_mun2012-12-03 05:08 pm
Entry tags:
Ralph Doesn't Like AU Ideas, but Maybe Going to Ink_City Isn't So Bad
Look, player, I've seen a lot of you gamers come and go over the years. This is the first time I've really talked to one before. It's against the rules, somebody could think the game is glitching and then we could get unplugged.
I'm making an exception because I don't like the path this new game is going down. As a gig, so far, this hasn't been a bad one. I mean, it's no Fix-It Felix Jr. and I haven't gotten to wreck anything, but over all, it's not the worst it could be.
I feel bad about putting that lady out of work, but, well, you chose me and it's nice to be appreciated.
I'm not feeling too appreciated lately, though. There's been a few fun things, and I did get some cake, but you seem to like directing me into some rather unpleasant situations.
If everything was cheery all the time, life'd be pretty boring, but one of the things you're considering is a permanent change and it's not one I'm liking the sound of. Sure it's awful to have stuff like that happen now and then, but at the end of the day, I get reset and everything's back to normal.
And I'm not talking about that City place, either. That doesn't sound too bad, at least I'd have Vanellope, Felix, and Calhoun to hang out with, it's been pretty lonely without them around.
I'm talking about that account idea, you know the one. Nothing good is going to come of it and if you go through with it, you might wake up one day and find that I've gone Turbo and found a new place to call home.
Is this what it's like for Felix all the time when the players control his movements? I can't say I'm envious of him.
I'm making an exception because I don't like the path this new game is going down. As a gig, so far, this hasn't been a bad one. I mean, it's no Fix-It Felix Jr. and I haven't gotten to wreck anything, but over all, it's not the worst it could be.
I feel bad about putting that lady out of work, but, well, you chose me and it's nice to be appreciated.
I'm not feeling too appreciated lately, though. There's been a few fun things, and I did get some cake, but you seem to like directing me into some rather unpleasant situations.
If everything was cheery all the time, life'd be pretty boring, but one of the things you're considering is a permanent change and it's not one I'm liking the sound of. Sure it's awful to have stuff like that happen now and then, but at the end of the day, I get reset and everything's back to normal.
And I'm not talking about that City place, either. That doesn't sound too bad, at least I'd have Vanellope, Felix, and Calhoun to hang out with, it's been pretty lonely without them around.
I'm talking about that account idea, you know the one. Nothing good is going to come of it and if you go through with it, you might wake up one day and find that I've gone Turbo and found a new place to call home.
Is this what it's like for Felix all the time when the players control his movements? I can't say I'm envious of him.

no subject
Areee youuu sureee abouuuut thaaat?
[On their nightly expeditions around the arcade, he's been doing his best to direct her away from zombie's game. He knew they'd probably end up there eventually, but Ralph was going to do his best to put it off as long as possible.]
no subject
Positive!
[Ooh how she's tried to convince him to let her see his game soon too. From a distance it looks so interesting she can't help BUT want to see what it's like.]
no subject
Hooooow'd yoooou liiiiiikee a zombiiieeee Raaaalph?
[So far, he'd come up with all sorts of different things to catch Vanellope's attention away from the zombie game, but she'd probably figure that out soon, if she hadn't already.]
no subject
I don't think I'd like it too much! A bit TOO brainless for my tastes
no subject
Yoooou thiiiiinnk soooo?
[With that, he grins and suddenly tries to scoop her up into his massive hands at his normal speed.]
no subject
[Vanellope jumps and squeals when he's able to grab her, not expecting for him to turn around and try to pick her up like that.]
YEAH I know so! You've barely got enough brains t'go around in th'first place!
no subject
I wouldn't like being a zombie much either, to tell the truth.
Not only would I be dumber, I'd be smellier, too!
no subject
Zombie er' not, I don't think you can get any smellier than ya already are.
no subject
I don't know about that, I've got some ideas that'd make me even stinkier!
no subject
[Vanellope seems pretty unconvinced. To HER you're the smelliest person alive Ralph.]
no subject
You haven't been around me right after I've been thrown in the mud, I'm sure I can add some stuff to that to make me even more ripe than I already am.
[There's a good chance that he's the stinkiest in the arcade, but he can get even worse if he wanted to.]
no subject
[Ever the modest one, Vanellope is.]
no subject
You counter me out nicely! I guess together we don't smell like anything?
no subject
no subject
You got any feeling left in your nose?
no subject
[She prods the end of her nose with a finger.]
Don't think I'll be smellin' properly for a week though!
no subject
Oh well, I guess that means that we won't be able to hang out for a whole week, maybe even longer if you wanna enjoy your sense of smell for a while.
no subject
No way smelly-pants- if I can put up with yer' stank for as long as I have already, I don't mind puttin' up with it long enough for us t'keep doin' stuff together!
no subject
Good! Because if you weren't around, my life would go back to being boring.
no subject
Can't have that now can we?
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
[She grins.] Would y'rather live in the dungeon then?
no subject
Besides, the stench will probably bubble up and infest the whole castle.
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
laaate
No worries! <3
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
Vanellope stop being a troll
She wouldn't be the same if she wasn't a troll, though!
Exactly xD
Hee hee XD
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...