Forever Homeless

[shine_on_armor]

 Not funny, mun.

Look, I can appreciate you only wanting to RP on dear_mun; that's alright. But you hardly ever let me out of your head-space. I mean, yes, you do have an RP account for me on tumblr, but still. I'd like to get out more, have some fun on this site.

And one other thing: I know what you're thinking, and no, I'm not letting you do it. You already do that sort of stuff all the time on tumblr and it's horrible. You don't have my permission to play around with your stupid little ships here. Okay? Good.

Now go figure out something to do with me.

Comments

[friendyousohard]

Careful, Shiny. If you push your mun too far they might decide to start playing out those same ships just to spite you. Especially since there really isn't much to do in Dear Mun except compare notes about muns, games, and AUs.

[shine_on_armor]

It doesn't matter if I push him or not; he's still going to do it. It's so frustrating.

[friendyousohard]

Isn't there any way you can distract him? What about memes? Does he like those?

[shine_on_armor]

It depends on what you mean by 'meme'.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

The Great and Powerful Trixie has had enough skill to avoid being shipped with anypony by her mundane.

Trixie suggests gargleblasted, when the moderators decide to open up applications again. She wonders why they had closed them in the first place.

[shine_on_armor]

See, that sounds interesting... Really, signing up for any game sounds interesting. But the question remains: will my mun do it? Probably not.

...

Wait, what did you say your name is?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie believes mundanes will do anything you wish of them, provided the adequate level of determination you hold.

The mare standing before your very eyes is The Great and Powerful Trixie!

[shine_on_armor]

Trixie, Trixie...

I think Twilight mentioned you...

[everyone_wants_to_be_a]

Yer a talkin' horse.

[Said the talking catgirl.]

[shine_on_armor]

No. I'm a pony. Horses are bigger and don't have Cutie Marks.

[everyone_wants_to_be_a]

Well, I don't really care about that. All I know is yer not a talkin' deer, else I'd probably be eatin' you right now.

[Katt, how is this polite conversation?!]

[shine_on_armor]

You would eat a deer?!

[flutterlicious]

Uhm... I'm sorry your mun isn't letting you out very often...

[shine_on_armor]

You shouldn't be. It's got nothing to do with you.

[flutterlicious]

Have you tried talking to them about it before today?

[loli_shota]

kyaaaaah~

I can't believe it~

You're an actual talking pony~

[shine_on_armor]

Er.... Yeah. I am. Is that really so weird?

[loli_shota]

No, no ::shakes head vigorously::

I was told it was impossible to see someone like you, ne~

[shine_on_armor]

My name isn't 'Ne'. It's Shining Armor.

[pieinthesky]

Oh man, you're stuck with those ships, too? Mine really won't stop talking about me and Rainbow Dash or me and Spitfire...

...know what might get your mun to stick around here a little more? Poker Night. Think about it.

[shine_on_armor]

Soarin'! Hey, dude!

Wait. Poker night? What's this about poker night?

[pieinthesky]

Hey there, Shining!

So here's the idea: we round up a bunch of guys, find a cool place to chill and spend a night playing cards, talking it up, maybe a little drinking and just hanging out. Pretty chill, right?

[shine_on_armor]

That sounds great, man! It'll give me a chance to get out more.

[queen_chrysalis]

Hello. Hubbie.

[shine_on_armor]

[Chrysalis. Shining's eyes narrow.]

You.