Forever Homeless

[shine_on_armor]

 Not funny, mun.

Look, I can appreciate you only wanting to RP on dear_mun; that's alright. But you hardly ever let me out of your head-space. I mean, yes, you do have an RP account for me on tumblr, but still. I'd like to get out more, have some fun on this site.

And one other thing: I know what you're thinking, and no, I'm not letting you do it. You already do that sort of stuff all the time on tumblr and it's horrible. You don't have my permission to play around with your stupid little ships here. Okay? Good.

Now go figure out something to do with me.

Comments

[friendyousohard]

Careful, Shiny. If you push your mun too far they might decide to start playing out those same ships just to spite you. Especially since there really isn't much to do in Dear Mun except compare notes about muns, games, and AUs.

[shine_on_armor]

It doesn't matter if I push him or not; he's still going to do it. It's so frustrating.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

The Great and Powerful Trixie has had enough skill to avoid being shipped with anypony by her mundane.

Trixie suggests gargleblasted, when the moderators decide to open up applications again. She wonders why they had closed them in the first place.

[friendyousohard]

Isn't there any way you can distract him? What about memes? Does he like those?

[shine_on_armor]

See, that sounds interesting... Really, signing up for any game sounds interesting. But the question remains: will my mun do it? Probably not.

...

Wait, what did you say your name is?

[shine_on_armor]

It depends on what you mean by 'meme'.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie believes mundanes will do anything you wish of them, provided the adequate level of determination you hold.

The mare standing before your very eyes is The Great and Powerful Trixie!

[shine_on_armor]

Trixie, Trixie...

I think Twilight mentioned you...

[friendyousohard]

RP memes. Like the ones on bakerstreet. They don't have any of the pressure of an actual game, so a lot of mundanes who don't actually have the time or energy to devote to one use them instead.

[shine_on_armor]

Still, my mun does most of his RP'ing on tumblr. He usually only comes here on a whim.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

The Great and Powerful Trixie wonders what exactly The Sparkled One had mentioned of her.

[Please don't be what she thinks it is.]

[shine_on_armor]

Something about an Ursa Minor. I can't really remember.

[friendyousohard]

Hmmm... I guess I'm at a loss for what to tell you, Shiny. It looks like popping up here and having conversations about how much we hate our muns is the best you can hope for here on Dreamwidth.

[shine_on_armor]

Well, it's not so bad. I get to talk to you every now and again, which is nice.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Well... it's not exactly as bad bringing up the Ursa Minor as it is bringing up the enslavement and torture she did.]

Oh... That.

[friendyousohard]

Don't you have "me"s to talk to on Tumblr, though? I'll admit to not knowing anything about the atmosphere there.

[shine_on_armor]

[Luckily, it seems Twilight hasn't told her brother about Trixie's most recent escapade. Not yet, at least.]

Yeah, sorry, she wrote that letter a while ago. I don't really remember it.

So are you a friend of Twily's?

[shine_on_armor]

There are a few different versions of you. Some are weird, some are ridiculously out of character. Here, everypony at least acts like themselves.

[friendyousohard]

AUs notwithstanding, at least. Actually, I think that might be why my mundane doesn't really go for Tumblr RP.

... I don't want to know how exactly these other mes are OOC, do I?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie's going to attempt to dodge the Minor issue for as long as she can. It ruined her career, so of course she doesn't like talking about it.]

Trixie needs not any friend. She merely performs for her adoring audience.

[shine_on_armor]

Well, a lot of them are OOC in mostly harmless ways. You shouldn't worry too much.

[shine_on_armor]

Oh, right, you're a performer...

Do you make much money?

[friendyousohard]

I have to admit I find that very relieving.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Indeed, The Great and Powerful Trixie makes a sufficient amount of money.

[On the Thor, yes....]

[shine_on_armor]

That's good. I hear entertainment's a really fickle business, though. You make one mistake and it's all over!