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[crackpotcrocker]

I'd like to thank the academy for finally - What's that?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT I, MR. DENZEL CROCKER LOST TO A PENGUIN!?

Give me that! That's my long a waiting recitation!


^{(Carlos Alazraqui the VA of Mr. Crocker nominated for an Annie in Best Voice Actor for Mr. Crocker. He lost it to Penguins of Madagascar)}

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[crackpotcrocker]

[The crying stops only because Denzel's body tighens up and stares at the other. Yeah, touching by random strangers is still not his strong suit. Staring and as he stares there's hate building up in his eyes. Turner. You did do something. I had a feeling you did but what. You did cost me something didn't you. DIDN'T YOU!]

Look at myself now? Pfft. What have I got to show for any-

[Weak smile] I suppose. There's Rose, Shanoa, Gellert, Albus, although, I have to look out for Gellert and Albus now. Fawkes - [Pause. Long pause. Does this explain the dejavu with the bird on his arm? Shaking his head]

I'm not one to be optimistic but yes, she'll pull though. She just needs to clear her mind I think, yes.

[8reaks_8balls]

And to 8e fair he did it without meaning to.
He was trying to save you from your f8 but it turns out he was the one to cause it.

[Enough of filling him in on stuff he is sure would cause an overly buff fairy to slap him. So instead he would pat Denzel's back.]

Why don't we talk a8out something that is happier for you?

[crackpotcrocker]

From my F8?! [Eyes do I look like a computer?]


No, no. Go on. Tell me more.

[8reaks_8balls]

Fate
Didn't Rose tell you a8out how we write?
8ut fine.
You were 8eing your usual self on that day you h8
And Turner came upon the question of why.
So we went 8ack in time and tried to stop "it" 8ut instead he caused it to happen.
And was 8anned from ever trying to change it again.

[crackpotcrocker]

Yes and I told her you kids and your fancy slang.

['It' what was 'it' and why was Crocker suddenly gnawing on his shirt] [Pause. Suddenly rage as Crocker's neck was tighen. He still didn't have the what but he just wanted to kill Turner right now. It was besides the point that good intentions where behind this. If Timmy was the reason Crocker's life had been so miserable all of this time. Why he suffered with his depression and many different crazies and that emptyness not of a girlfriend but something else that Crocker couldn't explain]

Where is he? [So much bloodlust]

[8reaks_8balls]

Hey calm down.
Killing him won't change anything no matter how good an idea it seems.
I would know.
So instead why don't you calm down and think about the fact that it was pro8a8ly inevita8le.

[crackpotcrocker]

..................
What if Turner never existed to begin with?

[8reaks_8balls]

His existence was pro8a8ly inevita8le too.
Time tends to kick you around like that.
I mean just ask Rose a8out Dave.

[crackpotcrocker]

Mmmm. Well, prehaps that will come up in our discussion. WHO KNOWS!

Although... ^{I have no idea how to build a time machine without} - MAGIC!

[8reaks_8balls]

Well to sum it up, Dave can travel through time.

[crackpotcrocker]

AH! THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

[8reaks_8balls]

And Rose is a seer.