On Annie Awards results

[crackpotcrocker]

I'd like to thank the academy for finally - What's that?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT I, MR. DENZEL CROCKER LOST TO A PENGUIN!?

Give me that! That's my long a waiting recitation!


^{(Carlos Alazraqui the VA of Mr. Crocker nominated for an Annie in Best Voice Actor for Mr. Crocker. He lost it to Penguins of Madagascar)}

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[goldude]

...Wait a minute! I know you! You were at Ink City when it started!

[8reaks_8balls]

Haha so lame losing to little penguins

[crackpotcrocker]

Yes, yes. I know. No need to rub that more then it already is.

[8reaks_8balls]

8ut it's fun!
It's like making fun of that pathetic Eriell and that fairy lover all at once! ::::)

[crackpotcrocker]

Eriell?

[Groans] Oh, shut up. Just because I am out of my mind.

[Stares at the ::::)]

[8reaks_8balls]

A pathetic troll in glasses.
Oh you're not out of your mind
You're just a su8ject of time travel shenanigans.
I mean at least fairies are realy in you world.
Tav just 8elieves in fake fairies.

[crackpotcrocker]

Yes, I know about you - TROLLS! Rose has been rather insightful about that, yes.

What time travel shenanigans?

Fake fairies? How the fiddle sticks do you believe in something that isn't there?!

[8reaks_8balls]

Oh you know Rose?
Interesting
And think about it
Who has the fairies to wish to go back in time?
And I'm not even sure how it works 8ut Tav 8elieves in them.

[crackpotcrocker]

Yes, - I DO! ^{In fact she's staying with me at the moment. Something about her own time travel shenanigans.}

Turner. But the heck is your point.

[8reaks_8balls]

Oh my really?
My point is Timmy was the one to alter your past.
He made your life go the way it has.
You lost something 8ecause of him.
Your gr8est failure is his fault.

[crackpotcrocker]

Yes! Her and Roxy Lalonde.

Why the fiddle sticks would Turner want to have anything to do with me?

....... ^{I lost something because of him...} [For some reason or another that sounds right but also doesn't]

My greatest failure is his fault. [Outbust of crying. He just can't remember but still what is being said sounds right for hell knows what reason ~]

[8reaks_8balls]

[Oh fuck, well time to hug the blubbering guy in glasses. Why the hell does this feel familiar? Oh right.]

Calm down.
It pro8a8ly had to happen that way.
And I mean look at yourself now.
You have people looking after you.
I don't know a8out Roxy 8ut Rose is pretty capa8le.

[crackpotcrocker]

[The crying stops only because Denzel's body tighens up and stares at the other. Yeah, touching by random strangers is still not his strong suit. Staring and as he stares there's hate building up in his eyes. Turner. You did do something. I had a feeling you did but what. You did cost me something didn't you. DIDN'T YOU!]

Look at myself now? Pfft. What have I got to show for any-

[Weak smile] I suppose. There's Rose, Shanoa, Gellert, Albus, although, I have to look out for Gellert and Albus now. Fawkes - [Pause. Long pause. Does this explain the dejavu with the bird on his arm? Shaking his head]

I'm not one to be optimistic but yes, she'll pull though. She just needs to clear her mind I think, yes.

[8reaks_8balls]

And to 8e fair he did it without meaning to.
He was trying to save you from your f8 but it turns out he was the one to cause it.

[Enough of filling him in on stuff he is sure would cause an overly buff fairy to slap him. So instead he would pat Denzel's back.]

Why don't we talk a8out something that is happier for you?

[crackpotcrocker]

From my F8?! [Eyes do I look like a computer?]


No, no. Go on. Tell me more.

[8reaks_8balls]

Fate
Didn't Rose tell you a8out how we write?
8ut fine.
You were 8eing your usual self on that day you h8
And Turner came upon the question of why.
So we went 8ack in time and tried to stop "it" 8ut instead he caused it to happen.
And was 8anned from ever trying to change it again.

[crackpotcrocker]

Yes and I told her you kids and your fancy slang.

['It' what was 'it' and why was Crocker suddenly gnawing on his shirt] [Pause. Suddenly rage as Crocker's neck was tighen. He still didn't have the what but he just wanted to kill Turner right now. It was besides the point that good intentions where behind this. If Timmy was the reason Crocker's life had been so miserable all of this time. Why he suffered with his depression and many different crazies and that emptyness not of a girlfriend but something else that Crocker couldn't explain]

Where is he? [So much bloodlust]

[8reaks_8balls]

Hey calm down.
Killing him won't change anything no matter how good an idea it seems.
I would know.
So instead why don't you calm down and think about the fact that it was pro8a8ly inevita8le.

[crackpotcrocker]

..................
What if Turner never existed to begin with?

[8reaks_8balls]

His existence was pro8a8ly inevita8le too.
Time tends to kick you around like that.
I mean just ask Rose a8out Dave.

[crackpotcrocker]

Mmmm. Well, prehaps that will come up in our discussion. WHO KNOWS!

Although... ^{I have no idea how to build a time machine without} - MAGIC!

[8reaks_8balls]

Well to sum it up, Dave can travel through time.

[crackpotcrocker]

AH! THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

[8reaks_8balls]

And Rose is a seer.

[zelda_hylia]

Your first name is Denzel?

[That's surprising somehow. Denzel sounds so... manly.]

[crackpotcrocker]

Yes, that's what my old bat named me. Why?

[zelda_hylia]

Just curiosity! I am sorry that you did not win that award.

[Nope, not going to mention the fact that Crocker is the opposite of what a Denzel should look like, all skin and bones and definitely not sexy. That is not on the list of things Zelda is mentioning.]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Groan] Didn't grab the Noble Peace Prize in physics. Shouldn't be at all surpised this happened. But the thought is appreciated.

^{Wonder if I'm just doomed to be a laughing stock forever.}

[zelda_hylia]

I am sure that is not the case. You simply need to focus your energy on your talents rather than chasing after fairies, as fascinating as they may be. You're very skilled with computers, after all!

[crackpotcrocker]

Focus my attention away from fairies and magic? Are you out of your mind?! YOU MUST BE!

Yes, yes. I know I'm rather skilled with computers. Been using them since they where invented on my world.

[zelda_hylia]

I did not say you had to focus your attention away from magic. The sort of magic fairies use, however, is not the sort you would be able to harness on your own. Hopefully we will have the opportunity to discuss this within Vatheon, I would not mind teaching you some magic.

[crackpotcrocker]

How the heck do you know? Fairy magic is the only magic I do know how to harness. And you'd be foolish to underunderestimate it's FULL potential!

Unfortunately, I'm not capable with magic on my complete own. Prehaps, my so called 'mun' is planning after the curse to throw myself into an open 'log' in the library.

[zelda_hylia]

[Chill bro, she's not dissing the fairy magic! Just saying that non-fairies can't really use it, that's all...]

Oh, the library? I visit there quite frequently. I suppose I'll likely see you there.

[crackpotcrocker]

Yes, I'm hoping to learn a thing or two about this 'Vatheon', besides that everyone comes from other - UNIVERSES!

Here's hoping I see you there.