What am I even...canon is Once Upon A Mattress

[verysoftshoes]

Well! What an interesting place. But I can't dally too long. I've got to get back. You know what the King is like.

He'd be lost without me!




Exactly why am I here again?

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[verysoftshoes]

The idea?

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The reason I got the name August.

[verysoftshoes]

Clearly, your parents put ample thought into a name for you. I admire that. A name should mean something.

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Thanks.

[verysoftshoes]

You're most welcome, good sir!