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[collegecowboy]

Now you know I’d do anything for Andy, but that? I don’t know. I just don’t see why it’s necessary. I mean, I’ve always been able to help him just fine the way I am now. How would being… human make any difference? Sure, it has its advantages. We could actually talk to each other for once… B-but I wouldn’t know what to even say to him!

Ugh, this is ridiculous. We shouldn’t even be discussing the idea!

… Are you even listening to me?

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[madcuriosity]

Not at all Sheriff! Ah! So you're going to a place with your owner?

[collegecowboy]

I'm already there! And it's great. I've even talked to him a few times. N-not in person, of course but still! [He tries not to think of the consequences, if Andy were to ever realize just who he was... It's really only a matter of time.]

[madcuriosity]

Oh I would so terribly like to know what my toys thought of me. But at they same time I'm so worried that they wouldn't like me!

[collegecowboy]

What makes you think they wouldn't like you?

[madcuriosity]

Well... what if they don't like the games we play?

[collegecowboy]

You could always try something new.

[madcuriosity]

I... well, but what! I do want my toys to like me after all. Do toys like tea parties?

[collegecowboy]

[So long as you don't dress them up in little hats and aprons and call them Mrs. Nesbitt...] What's not to like? I've been to a café in Paris with a porcupine, a dinosaur, and a unicorn and not one of us didn't have a good time.

[madcuriosity]

Well, we never went to a cafe in Paris, but Basil was the king of rabbits and we were seeking his favor at the palace for trade between the rabbit and cat kingdom. I was an ambassador from the cat kingdom, you see with Kitty Prince! Oh but then the horrible hunters interrupted us in the middle of our tea!

[collegecowboy]

[He gasps, fully absorbed in her story.] Then what happened?

[madcuriosity]

Well! Prince Kitty had gotten a previous letter from his advisor, Lady Lyla that there was such an attack being planned by the hunters! Prince Kitty had his royal knights lie in waiting and as soon as we were attacked they sprang from the shadows. Oh it was such an epic struggle, Sheriff! We were rushed to safety by the guard but King Basil simply couldn't let his knights fight alone! He rushed into the fray brandishing his sword of valor!

[collegecowboy]

And... And...?

[madcuriosity]

King Basil was nearly defeated by the hunters! He was on his back, just about to be killed but then Prince Kitty came in to help and then I did as well. We defeated the hunters and King Basil was so touched by Prince Kitty's and my assistance he was willing to do anything. The kingdom of rabbits and cats has been peaceful ever since! But! I've heard from Prince Kitty, Lady Lyla is looking into the attack, trying to see who sent them and how they could have possibly known about our super secret meeting!