About the Fairly Odd Christmas Movie: possible spoilers

[crackpotcrocker]

That was certainly interesting...

Take your time on your final evaluation. ^{Not as if I'm grading you.} Oh, wait! I am!

Comments

[highclassgal]

You can't sell tears on the internet, sir. That would be impossible. If it is possible in your canon, then it's a weird world you're living in, mister!

What gives you the right to grade everyone else, hmmmm?

[crackpotcrocker]

There things in my so called canon that people may find more bizarre. Such as genies, elves, Santa, gingerbread people, flying reindeer and - FAIRIES!

I'm certificated to teach?

[highclassgal]

At least those things supposedly exist in other canons. I've never heard of the whole 'selling tears online' thing being done anywhere.

Certified to teach a class? Or certified to teach anyone?

[crackpotcrocker]

Have to make money somehow. Teacher's salary isn't cutting it.

YES! I am! After all I do have - TENTURE! ^{Although somehow I'm not certifiably insane...} Which I also am and proud of it! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

[highclassgal]

Can't imagine what that's like, I'm afraid.

Fine, you can teach whoever you want. Doesn't mean they're going to listen.

[crackpotcrocker]

Your job?

Yes, I'm well aware of that. My class doesn't listen to my lectures and when I start a psychotic rant they just laugh at me!

Well, they're learn. One day soon, I, Mr. Denzel Crocker WILL CAPTURE TURNER'S FAIRIES AND RULE THE WORLD!!! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

..... [Groans]

Then we'll see who has the last laugh.

[highclassgal]

Having to make money. I'm what you'd call "loaded".

[Louise was just staring blankly as Crocker was raving like a lunatic about fairies and world domination.]

Uh, well...if you go on rants that are self-described as "psychotic" in class, then did you ever think that maybe you're not as cut out for the job as you seem to think you are?

[crackpotcrocker]

[Grumble]

That's besides the point! The point of me teaching wasn't anything about molding young minds.

Though that is a plus.

No! I got that job after... After -

STOP IT! STOP LAUGHING AT ME!

[highclassgal]

[She wasn't laughing at you until now!]

[crackpotcrocker]

[He plugs his ears and squims] STOP IT! STOP IT! [He was very obviously hearing the laughter in his head at least before she started laughing]

[highclassgal]

Okay, okay! [It's not polite to laugh at the mentally ill, Louise]

[crackpotcrocker]

.....


Are you done?

[highclassgal]

Uh-huh.