she's all over my brain like choco snakes to chocolate

[fotlenke]

How amusing, that even with the mix of people within this space in your head, that I am the sole conqueror of your attention. I must now tell you that I appreciate your efforts to make sure that I am not without my magic.

Now, perhaps if we could can attend the "Wrecking Ralph" show once more, you will have a second helping of my appreciation.

Oh. And allow me to write more Loki jokes. I do enjoy writing and sharing them.

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[weddingcrasher]

Oh! Hey, Sigyn! ♥ [Someone's in a good mood today.]

"Loki jokes"? I wanna hear, I wanna hear!

[fotlenke]

Nena! [ her fellow witty pal! ]

Oh. I must confess, they are not jokes, but stories, though amusing nonetheless. Such as the time he needed to make a giantess laugh...

[weddingcrasher]

Er, why would he need to do something like that?

[fotlenke]

What I have heard, he caused chaos with his little pranks and upset an enemy of Asgard. Thus, he had to launch a quest. One of the quests involved a giantess, but she would not assist the prince unless he made her laugh.

[weddingcrasher]

So what did he do to make it happen?

[Hopefully it's something she can hold over Loki's head and mock him with the next time she encounters him.]

[fotlenke]

He put his testicles in the mouth of an ass, and lo, the ass did tug. Painfully so.

[weddingcrasher]

[Combining testicular damage with the word "ass"? Right, Nena cracks up now.]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And that worked, right? Hee hee! 'Cause just mentioning it sure has now!

[fotlenke]

It worked, but lo, his reputation is as soiled as his brother's skills on the bed are rusted.

[weddingcrasher]

Oh man, I just talked to Loki a few entries ago! I wish I'd head that story before then, so I could see how he reacted to me bringing it up!

[fotlenke]

Probably, he would have outright denied an involvement.

[weddingcrasher]

....Yeah, you're probably right. He may have even given a convincing argument, like he never got to that "canon point" yet or something. [Shrugs]

[fotlenke]

It is always the same with each and every one of him. So boring.

[weddingcrasher]

Some people just can't seem to....huh?

[Nena's eyes are drawn to the page tags.]

Wait.....you're in THREE games!?

[fotlenke]

Yes. [ She doesn't see the big deal. ]

[weddingcrasher]

I haven't even made it into ONE! No fair!

[fotlenke]

Urge your mundane!

[weddingcrasher]

Right! I thought I'd been tough enough, but really, I've been holding back too much! It's time to put the pressure on!

[fotlenke]

More than pressure. [ Because pressure can start up something, but it might not keep the ball rolling. ] You need to conquer with persuasion.

[weddingcrasher]

.....OK then, persuasion! Either way, I'm gettin' what I want and soon!

[fotlenke]

Good! I expect to see you sometime soon in a new environment.

[olympic_lion]

More Loki jokes, Lady Sigyn? Be there any new ones, I would be most pleased to hear them- and surely there are none who would know better than yourself.

[fotlenke]

Hercules! [ Little Vanir wants a hug from the big Greek! ] I have missed your humor! It makes the drone of the Loki Creatures' bearable when you are present. [ Squeezing you, yup. ]

[olympic_lion]

[And Herc is happy to give the little Vanir all she asks for! Because as everyone knows, Hercules gives the best hugs.] Had I known my presence was in such demand, I'd have come by sooner!

Of course, you may have preferred to spend your time with the 'Wrecking Ralph' show, instead. [Because teasing adorable tiny Vanir is just plain fun, you know.]

[fotlenke]

[ Thank goodness for warrior goddess bones that don't snap under big strong hugs. ] It is a most entertaining show, Hercules. The lands played are so odd yet colorful, and the people so humorous yet hearty.

[olympic_lion]

[It means he doesn't have to hold back near as much as with mortals! Which can only mean better huggins.] But of course! Didst think I wouldn't enjoy a story of heroes and gallantry? In truth, mighty Ralph and hardworking Felix reminded me of some staunch friends in the Fantastic Four. How could I not appreciate it?

[fotlenke]

Fantastic Four? Are they like you, Hercules? [ Plus who names themselves 'Fantastic'? ]

[olympic_lion]

Well, they try to be- and truthfully, for the most part they succeed! Naturally, they had my shining example to guide them, but it is their remarkable skills and adventurous spirits that made them heroes in their own right.

[Hey, when the choice is being glitzy cheesily-named media hogs or being 'disappeared' into government research labs, you go for all the cheese you can get! Not that a god would allow him/herself to get into such a situation, of course- but hey, these folks were only human.]

[fotlenke]

But who are the Fantastic Four? With starting title such as Fantastic I should hope there is magic among them.

Every time I look at that icon, I start giggling and can't finish writing!

[olympic_lion]

Not the slightest bit, but it's often said that the formation of their 'superteam' was the beginning of this modern era of marvels. These four were folk of *SCIENCE*, stealing a spaceship of their own design and going off to adventure in the cosmos... Except their ship was blasted by cosmic rays, and they fell back to Earth!

When they awoke in the wreckage, they found themselves transformed- with powers and abilities far beyond those of other mortals. They dedicated themselves to the betterment of mankind, and thus began their work! The hotheaded flying Human Torch, the powerful forcefield-wielding Invisible Woman, the stone-encrusted Thing whose might even manages to approach my own- and the elastic-bodied genius Mr. Fantastic, pre-eminent among all the scientific minds of men!

Though why he thought to call himself 'Mister Fantastic' is a mystery to us all.