Identity crisis. Castmates of both canons welcome.

[skullcrushingthighs]

...Huh. You say you are player but you are called mun. Alright then. Why do you not think Zangief is bad guy? I am bad guy! I am massive, fighting machine! I crush men's skulls between my thighs like sparrow's egg! What does Zangief have to do for you to call him bad guy? Zangief is good guy, why Zangief crush men's skulls like sparrow's egg between his thighs? ...What do you mean Zangief is only bad guy in adaptations? Zangief is from game!

Comments

[notaglitch]

Pffftftfff, yannow- ..you look like yer just about as bad'a'guy as Ralph is, and he's just a big ol' teddy bear. But I'm sure you're already pretty familiar with how he is, huh big guy?

[skullcrushingthighs]

Ah, Ralph, yes. Came to Bad-Anon once in the 30 years, and goes out and restores your kingdom. Quite a guy, Ralph. Though Zangief must remind him next time he must bind man and steal clothes, not to leave man in my spare wrestling trunks.

[notaglitch]

Yeah, I don't think there's many people out there that can say they did all that pretty much in what-

Two days? ...

[She pauses, blinking a few times.]

Wait, what?

[She's not sure if she heard that last part right.]

[skullcrushingthighs]

...A Hero's Duty marine was found unconscious in the closet of Tapper's afterwards... and Ralph had shoved him into my spare trunks.
[He chuckles]
Had to walk the sap home so he could get fresh clothes back.

[notaglitch]

[There's a beat before Vanellope bursts into totally uncontrollable laughter at that.]

W-wow! Yannow, somehow I'm not surprised!! ...Sounds like Ralph wanted that stupid ol' medal really badly.

[Really badly.]