Spoilers for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic #1

[bestofthebest]

Yeah yeah mun, I get what you're saying: always keep your eye on your opponent. But Fluttershy needed that lesson: you're nice until it's time NOT to be nice! And it worked out okay. For her, I mean. And while we're on the subject, why'd you get both mine AND Fluttershy's covers?

Anyway, Pinkie Pie using her party cannon to stop those Changelings was pretty sweet! The only downside to this whole comic book thing is waiting a month to find out what happens next. A MONTH!

But I was right about me being JUST like Daring Do and everypony taking on a dangerous quest! I'm also right about it being a trap, but not even rolling boulders would stop Daring so bring on those traps!

...Still don't wanna face any ninjas, monkeys OR monkey ninjas!

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[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie gives a short, haughty laugh.]

Trixie deems you to be a foal if you truly believe such lies. She's very much capable of anything you can think of.

[bestofthebest]

(Rainbow Dash smirks lightly.)

Sprout wings and fly like a Pegasus, then.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie shall do so... in more comforting clothes.

[Off comes the cape and hat. She puts on some weird red amulet around her neck. She casts a spell on herself, her eyes and magical aura red, and... a puff of smoke obscures her.

...Trixie flies up from out of the smoke, sporting pegasus wings the same color as her coat color. She looks down at Spin Cycle with one of the smuggest smirks ever seen.]

[bestofthebest]

(Okay, Rainbow's jaw drops in total disbelief. Never mind the fact her mun found the upcoming episode's solicits and the ones for the next couple episodes afterward.)

...No way!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Yes way. The Great and Powerful Trixie is also much more capable of many things besides being able to sprout wings, loser.

[She does a few aerial flips in the air, rubbing it in.]

[bestofthebest]

(Now Rainbow's getting annoyed, flying up to meet Trixie halfway.)

Really? Like what?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Oh, Trixie doesn't know... Perhaps something a little like... this!

[A red beam shoots out of her horn toward Spin Cycle and her eyes glow red. Soon, Dash is left with one wing 4 times as big as it's original size. Trixie loves this amulet.]

[bestofthebest]

...HEY! What'd you do?! Whoa!

(And down poor Dash goes, barely preparing herself for impact before slamming into the ground.)

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie just gives a haughty laugh at that.]

Maybe that'll teach you never to heckle one of Trixie's shows again!

[bestofthebest]

...Change my wing back!

(Poor Dash tries to fly back up, but with one wing bigger than the other? Not so easy.)

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Hmmm... Trixie shall wait for an apology.

[bestofthebest]

(Rainbow closes her eyes and tries one more time in vain to fly before glancing away.)

...I'm sorry, Trixie.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie wonders what exactly you are sorry for.

[After all, that apology might not have been genuine.]

[bestofthebest]

(Her one wing flaps up and down despite the bigger one not going as fast, or even flapping. Her annoyance is mounting, but she holds it back reluctantly.)

...I'm sorry for embarrassing you during your show.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Hm...! The Great and Powerful Trixie accepts your apology and shall return you to your rightful state.

[She casts her red magic on Spin Cycle again, this time restoring the wing to it's correct size.]

Trixie wonders if those rude and unruly ponies you were with will admit to Trixie that they tried to ruin her show.

[She lands and magics the pegasus wings off of herself.]

[bestofthebest]

(Such a relief! She flaps her wings eagerly and hovers for a few moments, frowning at the mention of friends in that manner but...something was up.)

Not willingly.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie doesn't like that "not willingly." She frowns, turning and walking away.]

It appears Trixie has to locate the rest of those rude foals.

[harrisonfoal]

Not to butt in Tricks, but I've seen you flaunting that amulet around here more then a couple of times and it has the treasure hunter adventurer in me curious. What's it's story?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

A great magician is never to reveal their secrets.

[harrisonfoal]

Pft, I should have seen that coming.

But surely the great and powerful (and lovely I might add) Trixie must love to share her stories. Her triumphs. What grand adventure brought such a mysterious trinket into your possesion?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

As you wish. Trixie had-

[Wait... what?]

..."Lovely"?

[harrisonfoal]

Hmm? Oh did I say that out loud? So sorry. I just can't help myself at times. As an archeologist I have an appreciation for art. And you're rather like a beautiful marble statue brought to life.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[That's an... odd form of praise. But it's still praise, nonetheless.

Trixie, gives a short, haughty giggle.]

As The Great and Powerful Trixie was saying, she had to brave an ancient ruins defended by beasts of unspeakable horror!

[harrisonfoal]

Oh goodness! Do go on. I love ancient ruins.

[She's definitely watching you now Trixie. You are the only person in the room]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie goes on to detail the story of herself entering the ancient ruins. At times, he uses her red magic to create nigh-perfect holograms and illusions detailing the adventure. It's as if they were in the very castle itself!

Whether or not this is true is hard to tell, but it's still very entertaining.]