He's not sorry

[phazeandblood]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
GOD DAMMIT GAMZEE, *THAT'S* WHAT YOU'VE BEEN USING THE FUCKING CORPSES FOR?
I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO ASK HOW THE FUCK YOU PULLED THAT OFF, I DON'T CARE AND THIS IS AMAZING.
THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE AMUSEMENT I'M FEELING AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME, THIS IS FUCKING PRICELESS.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I'VE LAUGHED THIS HARD, FUCK I THINK I'M CRYING.
I CAN'T BREATH, HELP.
SUCKS TO BE YOU SOLLUX, HAVE FUCKING FUN WITH YOUR HORRIBLY FUCKED UP EXISTENCE AS A BEING THAT NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN FORMED.

Comments

THIS IS CAUSE HE SAID NOTHING COULD BE WORSE THAN BEING FRIENDS WITH ERIDAN RIGHT?? GFDI

[twin_armageddons]

that'2 iit we are offiiciially no longer be2t friiend2 or hate friiend2 or any other type of friiend2.
iin fact ii am goiing two 2iit here and nope my2elf out of 2iiren'2 port by 2heer fuckiing wiill 2o that ii never have two 2ee your UGLY 2TUPIID NUBBY FACE EVER AGAIIN.

WATCH WHAT YOU SAY NEXT TIME ASSHOLE, IT'LL BITE YOU IN THE ASS

[phazeandblood]

I'M SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE FANDOM SCREAMING ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU AND ERIDAN MUST REALLY BE TOTALLY CHILL WITH EACH OTHER.
I MEAN, VRISKA AND TAVROS WERE PRETTY MUCH ALMOST A QUADRANT AND THEY COULDN'T STAND TO BE IN THE SAME BODY BUT YOU TWO SEEM TO BE TOTALLY CHILL WITH IT.
YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR DEEP DARK SECRET ABOUT ERIDAN AND HOW FULL OF SHIT YOU ARE ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU CAN'T STAND HIM.

THATS IT HE IS LEAVING

[twin_armageddons]

2top.
seriiou2ly, liike ii am begiinniing two feel actual nau2ea from iit.

HE BROUGHT THIS ON HIMSELF. IT'S PAYBACK TIME

[phazeandblood]

WHAT'S THAT?
I THINK THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME BEING RIGHT AND YOU NOT WANTING TO FACE THE TRUTH HERE CAPTOR, NOT MAKING A VERY GOOD EXCUSE FOR YOURSELF.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO DENY IT.

i cannot do my game tags he is throwing a tantrum..

[twin_armageddons]

ii hate you.
a2 iin, ACTUALLY hate you.

lmfao

[phazeandblood]

NO YOU DON'T.
AND THAT STILL DOESN'T SOUND LIKE DENIAL THERE.

Re: lmfao

[twin_armageddons]

ye2 ii do.

[wait]

PLATONIICALLY before you 2tart up wiith that kii2me22ii2 crap agaiin.

[phazeandblood]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD.
ARE YOU EVEN *LISTENING* TO YOURSELF RIGHT NOW?
HOLY FUCK, THIS IS LIKE THE BEST NIGHT EVER.
I LEGIT HAVE NOT BEEN THIS FUCKING AMUSED IN A LONG ASS TIME, THANKS I NEEDED SOME GOOD LAUGHS AT YOUR EXPENSE AND YOU JUST KEEP MAKING MORE COME.

[twin_armageddons]

carcinoGeneticist's [CG's] computer exploded!

[phazeandblood]

HAH. I'VE GOT MORE BITCH, WHAT NOW?
EXPLODE AS MANY AS MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER, IT WON'T DO JACK SHIT.
THIS IS JUST PROVING THAT I'M RIGHT.
AND YOU'RE NOT HELPING YOUR PLATONIC HATE CASE RIGHT NOW EITHER, JUST SO YOU KNOW.

[twin_armageddons]

II AM NOT IINTERE2TED IIN HATEDATIING YOU!!

[phazeandblood]

FUCK, YOU'VE GOT TO STOP THIS MAN.
MY SIDE IS LITERALLY KILLING ME HERE FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD, I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS I CAN TAKE.

[twin_armageddons]

[Psionically pelting books at your face because this is dear mun and he can do whatever the fuck he wants.]

[phazeandblood]

[HOLY SHIT YOU BASTARD. Yeah, he's dodging the fuck out of those. But still laughing at you, sorry bro.]

[twin_armageddons]

[Enjoy that cause its not gonna stop, meanwhile he is leaving!]

i'm still not sorry

[nauticalnightmare]

youre actin like youre the only one offended here
its not all fun an games on the BETTER end you knoww
frankly im fuckin appalled id havve to share YOURE fuckin moodswwings

lol

[twin_armageddons]

oh plea2e, liike you don't con2tantly throw tantrum2 whenever 2omethiing doe2n't go your way.

[nauticalnightmare]

at least i knoww howw to complain wwith dignity
youre the one wwho throws a massive fuckin bitch fit if somethin goes wwrong
like you just did an therefore cant evven begin to deny it
face it sol out a the twwo a us im the better one here wwhen it comes to the privvilege a sharin a body wwith

[roemance]

still the thought a havvin to share an existence wwith him is pretty offputtin wwouldnt you say