He's not sorry

[phazeandblood]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
GOD DAMMIT GAMZEE, *THAT'S* WHAT YOU'VE BEEN USING THE FUCKING CORPSES FOR?
I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO ASK HOW THE FUCK YOU PULLED THAT OFF, I DON'T CARE AND THIS IS AMAZING.
THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE AMUSEMENT I'M FEELING AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME, THIS IS FUCKING PRICELESS.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I'VE LAUGHED THIS HARD, FUCK I THINK I'M CRYING.
I CAN'T BREATH, HELP.
SUCKS TO BE YOU SOLLUX, HAVE FUCKING FUN WITH YOUR HORRIBLY FUCKED UP EXISTENCE AS A BEING THAT NEVER SHOULD HAVE BEEN FORMED.

Comments

I KNEW THIS WAS COMING GOD DAMMIT

[twin_armageddons]

2eriiou2ly ju2t go choke on a bulge.
II AM 2O DONE WIITH YOU.

XD

[phazeandblood]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
YOU KNOW, THE FACT THAT SOMEHOW THE TWO OF YOU MANAGED TO MAKE IT WORK HAS GOT TO BE SAYING SOMETHING.
I GUESS YOU'RE NOT AS AGAINST HIM AS YOU'D LIKE TO THINK, HUH?

THIS IS CAUSE HE SAID NOTHING COULD BE WORSE THAN BEING FRIENDS WITH ERIDAN RIGHT?? GFDI

[twin_armageddons]

that'2 iit we are offiiciially no longer be2t friiend2 or hate friiend2 or any other type of friiend2.
iin fact ii am goiing two 2iit here and nope my2elf out of 2iiren'2 port by 2heer fuckiing wiill 2o that ii never have two 2ee your UGLY 2TUPIID NUBBY FACE EVER AGAIIN.

WATCH WHAT YOU SAY NEXT TIME ASSHOLE, IT'LL BITE YOU IN THE ASS

[phazeandblood]

I'M SORRY, I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE FANDOM SCREAMING ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU AND ERIDAN MUST REALLY BE TOTALLY CHILL WITH EACH OTHER.
I MEAN, VRISKA AND TAVROS WERE PRETTY MUCH ALMOST A QUADRANT AND THEY COULDN'T STAND TO BE IN THE SAME BODY BUT YOU TWO SEEM TO BE TOTALLY CHILL WITH IT.
YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR DEEP DARK SECRET ABOUT ERIDAN AND HOW FULL OF SHIT YOU ARE ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU CAN'T STAND HIM.

THATS IT HE IS LEAVING

[twin_armageddons]

2top.
seriiou2ly, liike ii am begiinniing two feel actual nau2ea from iit.

HE BROUGHT THIS ON HIMSELF. IT'S PAYBACK TIME

[phazeandblood]

WHAT'S THAT?
I THINK THAT'S THE SOUND OF ME BEING RIGHT AND YOU NOT WANTING TO FACE THE TRUTH HERE CAPTOR, NOT MAKING A VERY GOOD EXCUSE FOR YOURSELF.
YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO DENY IT.

i cannot do my game tags he is throwing a tantrum..

[twin_armageddons]

ii hate you.
a2 iin, ACTUALLY hate you.

lmfao

[phazeandblood]

NO YOU DON'T.
AND THAT STILL DOESN'T SOUND LIKE DENIAL THERE.

Re: lmfao

[twin_armageddons]

ye2 ii do.

[wait]

PLATONIICALLY before you 2tart up wiith that kii2me22ii2 crap agaiin.

[phazeandblood]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD.
ARE YOU EVEN *LISTENING* TO YOURSELF RIGHT NOW?
HOLY FUCK, THIS IS LIKE THE BEST NIGHT EVER.
I LEGIT HAVE NOT BEEN THIS FUCKING AMUSED IN A LONG ASS TIME, THANKS I NEEDED SOME GOOD LAUGHS AT YOUR EXPENSE AND YOU JUST KEEP MAKING MORE COME.

[twin_armageddons]

carcinoGeneticist's [CG's] computer exploded!

[phazeandblood]

HAH. I'VE GOT MORE BITCH, WHAT NOW?
EXPLODE AS MANY AS MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER, IT WON'T DO JACK SHIT.
THIS IS JUST PROVING THAT I'M RIGHT.
AND YOU'RE NOT HELPING YOUR PLATONIC HATE CASE RIGHT NOW EITHER, JUST SO YOU KNOW.

[twin_armageddons]

II AM NOT IINTERE2TED IIN HATEDATIING YOU!!

[phazeandblood]

FUCK, YOU'VE GOT TO STOP THIS MAN.
MY SIDE IS LITERALLY KILLING ME HERE FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD, I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS I CAN TAKE.

[twin_armageddons]

[Psionically pelting books at your face because this is dear mun and he can do whatever the fuck he wants.]

[phazeandblood]

[HOLY SHIT YOU BASTARD. Yeah, he's dodging the fuck out of those. But still laughing at you, sorry bro.]

[twin_armageddons]

[Enjoy that cause its not gonna stop, meanwhile he is leaving!]

i'm still not sorry

[nauticalnightmare]

youre actin like youre the only one offended here
its not all fun an games on the BETTER end you knoww
frankly im fuckin appalled id havve to share YOURE fuckin moodswwings

lol

[twin_armageddons]

oh plea2e, liike you don't con2tantly throw tantrum2 whenever 2omethiing doe2n't go your way.

[nauticalnightmare]

at least i knoww howw to complain wwith dignity
youre the one wwho throws a massive fuckin bitch fit if somethin goes wwrong
like you just did an therefore cant evven begin to deny it
face it sol out a the twwo a us im the better one here wwhen it comes to the privvilege a sharin a body wwith

[roemance]

still the thought a havvin to share an existence wwith him is pretty offputtin wwouldnt you say

[thehonking]

honk.

[phazeandblood]

YOU WERE ALREADY MY FAVORITE PERSON, BUT THIS JUST MAKES IT EVEN MORE SO.
YOU ARE PERFECT, IT IS YOU.
I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT YOU COLLECTING THOSE BODIES, IT'S WORTH IT FOR THIS.

[thehonking]

HONK.
;o)

[phazeandblood]

(:B
<>

[twin_armageddons]

what iin the actual fuck were you thiinkiing??

[thehonking]

:o)

[twin_armageddons]

oh take your dumb text clown and 2hove iit up your nook you retarded wa2te of exii2tance.

[phazeandblood]

HEY, DON'T TAKE YOUR BITCH FIT OUT ON GAMZEE JUST BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR TRUE FEELINGS ON ERIDAN NOW.

[thehonking]

:'o(

[twin_armageddons]

[freeborn_bull]

Ummm Karkat?

Is that you?

[phazeandblood]

WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?
LAST I CHECKED THAT'S WHO I WAS, YES.
OH. WAIT.
ALRIGHT, I CAN SEE WHERE THE CONFUSION IS NOW I GUESS?
BUT THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION IS STILL YES.

[freeborn_bull]

Aff, you seem kind of younger, and grey, and have horns.

[phazeandblood]

THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE FOR STARTERS, I'M A TROLL WHICH IS AN ALIEN AND ON TOP OF THAT I'M ONLY FIFTEEN HUMAN YEARS OLD.
WELCOME TO TIME SPACE FUCKERY, BETTER STRAP IN BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO SEE A LOT WEIRDER SHIT THAN ME AROUND HERE.

[freeborn_bull]

Oh uh okay that makes sense I guess.

Either way it is kind of nice to see you again even if you are not the Karkat I know.

[After all so far he has only seen the Vriska from his universe.]

[phazeandblood]

THANKS, I GUESS?
SO WHAT'S THE ASSHOLE YOU KNOW LIKE THEN?
I SAY ASSHOLE BECAUSE ANY VARIATION OF ME IS IMMEDIATELY CONSIDERED AS SUCH BECAUSE IT'S JUST A LAW OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE AND EVERY UNIVERSE AND I THINK I MIGHT ACTUALLY IMPLODE FROM SHOCK IF THERE'S ONE OUT THERE WHO'S NOT A TOTAL NOOKSTAIN WHO NEEDS TO BE PUNCHED RIGHT IN THE BULGE.

[freeborn_bull]

Um well he is a lot like you but about my age. He kind of has a tendency to use foul language like you too but I really do not mind.

You are a bondsman like me, which means you are a prisoner of battle who had to listen to someone of another clan.

[phazeandblood]

...YEAH, YOU LOST ME AT BONDSMAN.

[freeborn_bull]

Oh okay um well there a lot of clans all full of warriors, and other classes too of course.

To settle disputes we have battles to get what we want. So um I guess you would consider it like having a war all the time? but there are rules so we do not waste resources.

You are born into a clan and uh I will explain that later if you want but uh the point is that you are born into one clan but if there is a battle and you are taken prisoner you are bound by our society to listen to the one who holds your bond until you are set free or given your status back.

[phazeandblood]

THAT SOUNDS RIDICULOUSLY COMPLICATED AND SUDDENLY I'M GLAD I'M NOT THAT ASSHOLE.
BUT GOOD FOR YOU FOR DEALING WITH THAT BULLSHIT I GUESS.

[freeborn_bull]

Yeah um Karkat does not talk much abut his bondholder so I do not remember who it is but mine is...Vriska.

I guess it is kind of complicated not being around it all the time. I mean I am sure even people years ago would not of guessed that instead of having children like most humans do that uh most everyone is born through a collection of genes put together.

I'm not sorry either

[crab_dad]

SKREEEEEEEEEE!

[Karkat, don't be an ass to your friends! Where are your manners??]

oh my god

[phazeandblood]

FUCK HIM, HE DOESN'T DESERVE ANY SEMBLANCE OF MANNERS.
HE STARTED IT BY BEING A TOTAL BIPOLAR PRICK FIRST, I'VE EARNED THIS DAMMIT AND YOU CAN'T TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME.

hehehe :B

[crab_dad]

[That's not how he raised his wriggler! He screes and clacks his pincers angrily. Apologize now!]

[twin_armageddons]

[Will just sit here and wait for that apology]