Genderbending 8888)

[8reaks_8balls]

So you think you can roleplay as the gr8 Vriskan Sekret????????
Well I guess I can give you a shot.
Just make sure I find Pupa okaaaaaaaay?
::;;]

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[8reaks_8balls]

Dead? Well I guess if she isn't going to randomly appear in here like I did I guess I could try one of your drinks.

[unavoidabubbly]

[Getting a shaker and pouring him a martini because SHE IS PREPARED.]

Cheers, Friskan.

[Have an olive and you're all set!]

[8reaks_8balls]

[Well he supposed having a drink wouldn't hurt and thanks to having acquired alien tastes he didn't have the knee-jerk reaction that Rose did and was able to enjoy the drink.]

Not bad.

[unavoidabubbly]

A man who can take it. Great. With an eight. Just so you know.

[Lawls. She'd type that if she could.]

[8reaks_8balls]

[He laughs a little bit at that.]

Do other guys you know react differently?

[unavoidabubbly]

You'd be surprised at how some people tell me to get my ass undrunk.

[Shruuuuug.]

[8reaks_8balls]

Well I'm sure you're just as much fun sober as you are drunk. Besides you should be able to make your own decisions about what you do or don't do.

[unavoidabubbly]

Hells to the fuck yes. I'll drink to that.

[And she does.]

Soooo, Friskan, tell me about yourself.

[She looks at him as attentively as possible despite looking wasted.]

[8reaks_8balls]

I'm not sure what to tell really. I guess I could at least tell you that my species are called trolls.

[He really wasn't sure what she would want to know.]

[unavoidabubbly]

Yeah, I figured that with my elite skillz. Mai deductive rigogs are the best evar.

I meant like, who're you supposed to be. What kinds of stuff do you like. All hells kinds of informations.

[Eyebrow waggle.]

[8reaks_8balls]

Well I like to roleplay even though it has been a while since I've done that.

[He really wasn't used to talking with someone in a friendly manner even if it was slightly flirty.]

[unavoidabubbly]

For realz? Me too.

[Leaning closer to him. She'd never had anyone up in her room either so this was also definitely new.]

We should soooooooo try it out sometime. If you want to with me.

[8reaks_8balls]

That does sound like fun. I've never roleplayed with a human before.

[He would even be nice about it just for her.]

[unavoidabubbly]

It'll be the most mindblowing ever. I want to be the wizard princess with awesome magicment.

[Pretends to wave a wand.]

[8reaks_8balls]

Sounds good to me. I guess I could be the spider creature you summon up.

[It was a little strange talking with someone like this but it was nice, the drink was also helping him to loosen up a bit.]

[unavoidabubbly]

I'm summoning spider creatures? Hells yes. I'm such a fucking haxxor biatch no one ever knew what hit them when Ro-Lal walks into the room. Mai majjyks are unparalleled!

[She laughed.]

So, spider creature, what are you going to do next? Do you want to be my loyal steed or vizier or something equally regal?

I am like, totes going to go into my pink castle and have a martini. I could magic one up but it doesn't taste as good.

[8reaks_8balls]

How about your royal escort? I know I look pretty awesome in a suit.

[He smiled.]

And what better way to show how kick ass you are at magic then having a powerful spider creature at your side?

[unavoidabubbly]

Good spider, best escort.

[She grinned back.]

I wish magic was soooo real. But it's real in this RP so it's all good.

[Roxy held up a wizard cat plush and waved it around.]

This guy's goin' to be my adviser. He's good.

[8reaks_8balls]

Well Jake's grandma was a witch, does that count?

[He chuckled at the cat plush.]

Sounds good to me.

[unavoidabubbly]

That's the batterlard doin' shitty things. So no, that so doesn't count for nothing.

[She makes a face.]

But if my intel is anything to go by, Jake's grandma was a damn elite grandma.

[8reaks_8balls]

I'll even admit she was pretty epic. Same thing for his prankster Grandpa.

[unavoidabubbly]

Your knowledge on my friend is pretty tight, Friskig. Where'd you get all of those sweet pieces of informational gold? I think it's like waaaaaaay unfairness that you know me and my friendz so well but I don't know jack shit about your gray visage.

[Nudging him with a toe and pouring him more martini.]

[8reaks_8balls]

It's because of time-based shenanigans that would make you a bit dizzy.

[He'd continue drinking his martini seeing as he had never had a single human drink before he was already starting to flush blue.]

Well you haven't exactly been asking me a lot of questions to know about me. I'd be willing to tell you mostly everything.

[unavoidabubbly]

So you mean it's time to get all of my question asking to the max? Okay, I can deal with that.

[She leaned back comfortably.]

First things first. A/S/fucking L. Okay, never mind the L because it's obvious even to drunk little old me that your location is currently Roxy's totes fabulous bedroom on her bed. And you know what, I'm pretty sure you're of the male variety so we can go without that too. So that leaves "a" in a genius manner.

[8reaks_8balls]

Haha you're right on the two you already guessed.

[He guessed she wasn't too drunk to see the obvious.]

As for age, I'm 16 years old in your time measurement.