Your knowledge on my friend is pretty tight, Friskig. Where'd you get all of those sweet pieces of informational gold? I think it's like waaaaaaay unfairness that you know me and my friendz so well but I don't know jack shit about your gray visage.
[Nudging him with a toe and pouring him more martini.]
So you mean it's time to get all of my question asking to the max? Okay, I can deal with that.
[She leaned back comfortably.]
First things first. A/S/fucking L. Okay, never mind the L because it's obvious even to drunk little old me that your location is currently Roxy's totes fabulous bedroom on her bed. And you know what, I'm pretty sure you're of the male variety so we can go without that too. So that leaves "a" in a genius manner.
What a sweet coincidence because I'm totally sixteen too. Well, almost. Fifteen, anyway. Even if I look so mature and sexy, all femme fatale and hot as can be without exploding off the face of reality, I'm only a vulnerable as heck fifteen year old lady.
[Winkwink.]
Oh look, I was rhyming without even thinking about it. Madrigogs are off the chart.
So, Vriskan - oh shit, I finally got your name right, I think, I'm too drunk to really know - what are your interestz?
Well you already know I like roleplaying. I also like treasure hunting and playing games of high risk and chance. Do you have any games of high risk and chance here on Earth?
High risk, sure. High chance, yeah, totes. But high risk and chance at the same time? I don't know. Ask me later when I'm sober.
[Which might be never, but oh well.]
There's just one I can think of, and it's Russian Roulette - basically it's stupid and you either win or kill yourself. It's ridic as hellz if you ask me.
Oh, ffffffffffffff. Then you should've said like, "oh Rox I don't want nothing too extreme or anything like that" because I don't know how aliens get to thinking about stuff.
[She laughed.]
Well, there's prooooooooobably truth or dare. You trolls have that? It's a classic drinking game, and right up mai alley. Snicker.
This is the part where I would wanna like, jump up and down a bunch of times and clap my hands together and yowl like an alley cat. But I'm too drunk to do that.
[Roguish grin. Truth or dare sounded really good right now.]
Playing it's super easy. All you've got to do is pick truth or dare. I ask you an incriminating question if you pick truth, and I tell you to do something BANANAS if it's dare. Easy as heck.
Since I'm all kinds of magnanimous, I'm going to let you ask me first if I want a truth or a dare.
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[Nudging him with a toe and pouring him more martini.]
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[He'd continue drinking his martini seeing as he had never had a single human drink before he was already starting to flush blue.]
Well you haven't exactly been asking me a lot of questions to know about me. I'd be willing to tell you mostly everything.
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[She leaned back comfortably.]
First things first. A/S/fucking L. Okay, never mind the L because it's obvious even to drunk little old me that your location is currently Roxy's totes fabulous bedroom on her bed. And you know what, I'm pretty sure you're of the male variety so we can go without that too. So that leaves "a" in a genius manner.
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[He guessed she wasn't too drunk to see the obvious.]
As for age, I'm 16 years old in your time measurement.
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[Winkwink.]
Oh look, I was rhyming without even thinking about it. Madrigogs are off the chart.
So, Vriskan - oh shit, I finally got your name right, I think, I'm too drunk to really know - what are your interestz?
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[He smiled a little.]
Well you already know I like roleplaying. I also like treasure hunting and playing games of high risk and chance. Do you have any games of high risk and chance here on Earth?
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[Which might be never, but oh well.]
There's just one I can think of, and it's Russian Roulette - basically it's stupid and you either win or kill yourself. It's ridic as hellz if you ask me.
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[Because aiming a gun at your own head was not Vriskan's idea of fun.]
How about we just make the risk embarrassment or something like that? Is there a game we could play then?
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[She laughed.]
Well, there's prooooooooobably truth or dare. You trolls have that? It's a classic drinking game, and right up mai alley. Snicker.
[Yes, she totally said snicker.]
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[Perhaps leaving his fate up to a drunk girl was a dumb idea but he had enough drinks in him to lost a few inhibitions.]
No we don't as far as I know but I'll play if you want.
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[Roguish grin. Truth or dare sounded really good right now.]
Playing it's super easy. All you've got to do is pick truth or dare. I ask you an incriminating question if you pick truth, and I tell you to do something BANANAS if it's dare. Easy as heck.
Since I'm all kinds of magnanimous, I'm going to let you ask me first if I want a truth or a dare.
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[He smiled at that.]
Okay, so I just ask; Truth or dare?
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[She jabs a finger at him to emphasize her point.]
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[And he had the wickedest of smiles.]
I hope I don't seem like too much of a rogue for asking but, are you single?
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[Her grammar was screwed, but so was her love life. That was way worse.]
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